What Happens After the "Happily Ever After" *ON HOLD*

Chapter 3 - Delving Into the Minds of Three Teenage Guys

sup my peeps!!!

sorry for the wait, but i had to work the spotlight for a show, go to music camp, have music lessons, go help with the camp my mom is in charge of... you get the picture!!

as for the infrequent updates, i will try to get one in at least every two weeks, if not every week.

but, as promised,  

dun dun duuuun...

3rd chappie!!!

Keep in mind (no pun intended) that I am a girl, and cannot actually delve into the minds of three teenage guys, and I am just trying my best to do so. For any of you guys out there that might be reading my pathetic story, if you have any feedback on what I can do to improve the dudes' POV, just comment!!!

And in case you were wondering, the story takes place in a medieval times that has modern stuff like jeans, plastic, and (eww, but it's neccesary) beer in it. Almost no electronics though. All the magic messes with the electrical waves. : )

Thanks to Writer98 and littledemongurl for fanning!!!

PS sorry 'bout the crude language, but it is the mind of a guy over 10 and under 30. :{P

Chapter 3: Delving Into the Minds of Three Perveted Guys

Dimitri's POV:

Ohhhhh mannnn. Major hangover. Wicked party, though. Speaking of which, where am I? This doesn't look like Ty's house... And who is the naked slut next to me? Why am I in a BED?!?!?!? Where are my clothes?!? 

"Hey, baby," she says seductively. "How was I last night? Did I meet the famous Dimitri expectations?" she continued.  

Oh SH!T!!! Taylor's gonna kill me!!! I told her, no, I promised her, that I wouldn't get laid for a week! Damn!!!

"Umm... who are you?" I asked.

"Don't you remember, sweetie?" she asked, putting on a little pouty face. "My name's Brenda Smith. You said that we would be together forever. Don't you remember? Don't you remember anything? Anything at all?" she asked again, getting a bit desperate. It was annoying.

"Listen, umm, Brenda, right? I was really drunk last night, and this really shouldn't have happened. I promised my sister that I wouldn't do this anymore," I said.

"Promised your sister you wouldn't do what anymore?" she asked.

"Uhh... you know... sleep around with anything that has a nice a$$, a nice rack, and a nice face, and breaths... Basically, stop acting like a manwhore," I replied.

"But I love that you're a manwhore! It turns me on soooo much!" she replied.

Oh crap. This was not going how I planned it to go.

Christophe's POV:

Ugh.

I hate mornings.

They're so... so... bright and cheerful. Who wants to be bright and cheerful at 6 in the morning? I, most certainly, do not.

Let's see... I'm already up, soooo... head count.

Me, check.

Taylor, check.

Harry, check.

Dimitri, che- WAIT!

Where is DIMITRI? 

OOOOOHHHH!!! He's in for it now! We all promised Taylor we wouldn't get laid for a week! And it's only been 2 days! Where is that idiot's self-control!!!! Gaaah!

I do NOT want to be the one to tell Tay that our dumb-a$$ older brother broke his promise.

Oh, look, Harry's up. Let's see if I can swindle him into telling her.

Harry's POV:

Chocolate... candy... girls...

"OH MY GOD ITS A GIANT PURPLE CHOCOLATE FAIRY!"

"What did you just say, Harry?" Christophe asked.

"Ummm... nothing. I was just talking in my sleep, " I said. God, that was embarassing. Atleast I didn't wake up Taylor or Dimi-oh sh!t. Taylor is not going to be happy.

"Well, since you're up, I was wondering if you could do me a small, teeney weeney favour," Christophe said.

"What is it?" I asked tiredly.

"I want you to tell Taylor that Dimitri broke his promise," he said.

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Again, sorry for the late update and bad language.

I'm getting worried, guys! I only have two votes on both of my chapters combined!!! Is my story really that boring?

Revised the 2nd chapter, so check them out, cuz it will help with getting the promise and the names.

Oh ya, and I'm starting a song/movie/book of the chapter, so if you have any suggestions, just comment and I will read each and every one of them and possibly use the song/movie/book you suggest.

Book of the chapter: The Morganville Vampires (series)

I know, I know. Vampires = YUCK, but not all of them are bad. Only Twilight.

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