Diary Of a Future Serial Killer

2009, May 16.

Dear Diary, (Days until the graduation: 6)

So today at school we did these 'appreciate your classmate' card exchanges. It's such a stupid idea. Do teachers not know that students have the ability to 'hate' each other?

My teacher put Ashley and I together because we had our 'ups and downs' with each other. Truth is Mrs. Quade, we are never going to be friends.

So of course, I wrote the shittiest card to her (yes, being with my smokin squad is making me a rebellious badass) while Ashley actually wrote nice things about me that don't apply to me at all. She's a goody-goody when the teacher's around. Ugh.

Diary, you should've seen her face when she read my card. It was the best thing that has ever happened!

This whole thing inspired me to write hate mail to Ashley each day, and slip it in her locker; just to make her start her day on a less-good note.

We'll see how she will react day by day, almost like a small experiment. My little lab rat. Ha.

And don't worry about me getting in trouble, because Daddy will just bribe the principal again.