2009, May 25.

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Diary,

Hey. Toby didn't come like he said he would. Well, not into my house anyway.

I heard there was a break in nearby. S/He left trails of cocaine. Definitely Toby. He can't turn his life back around anymore. Neither can I.

In other news, mom got me a pet hamster today. I named it Bloodbles. Mom told me not to name it that so I told her it's name would be Susan. But of course it's Bloodbles. 'Cause I realized she coughs up small bubbles of blood sometimes.

I clean it up immediately; I don't want mom to find out. I collect the hamster blood balls in a small tube. What can I say? I like the colour. The gooey-ness makes it a great temporary nail polish.

She may be coughing it up because I put drips of nail polish in her water so it's insides would be fabulous like me. I like to see it suddenly jerk up and roll on the floor like crazy.

It's hilarious.

But let's not get too deep into that shall we.

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