Diary Of a Future Serial Killer

2009, May 30.

Hola Diary,

Got to dad's today.
Surprisingly, he welcomed me in. Like,

"Oh, Vanessaaaaaa baby, welcome to my humble abode!"

And now I'm sitting on his huge-ass couch. It could fit 50 people. His new wife is pregnant, so I guess I have a baby bro or sis now. Yay?

Hope he or she turn out as cool as me.

I'm outside on their porch now, smoking a joint. Toby's taking a shower. He's pretty filthy because he helped me get through the journey here, like cover me from the rain and stuff. We aren't dating okay.

He is pretty sweet though.

Also, Dad knows that mom's dead. And he was actually celebrating. He said "One problem gone."

After I heard him say that, it made me annoyed. It was my accomplishment, not yours.

The news is still talking about us, but dad doesn't pay attention to it much, so he didn't hear about the missing children. I guess that's good for us.

For now, we'll be at dad's big ol' mansion.

I dont like his new family though.