OH MY GOD HE SO FUCKING FINE
Jordan : Okay okay ladies ( camera snap) Wasssup everyone im Jordan Calloway and welcome back to the confessions time for the story Final Ride: The final Journey. The last book of the Love You down Series. We apologize for the inconvenience of last time but don't worry I got yall
Audience member: I WANNA LICK YO SKIN OFF
Jordan : (wink) Maybe after the show. But lets bring out beautiful browntyler616
Browntyler616: Hey Jordan
Jordan: sup baby , how you doing tonight
Browntyler616: Im good just a little tired from work. But what about you
Jordan: Oh you tired, baby I can put you to sleep like that ( snap). That dress you have on is making a nigga think of some things
Browntyler616: ( eyes widen) Oh wow! Um how bout lets get back to the confessions
Jordan: I got some confessions to make, it's a reason why I followed you back on Instagram
Browntyler616: ( clears throat) Is it getting hot in here or is it just me
Jordan: Nah babe that's just your fine ass
Browntyler616: Oh my Gwadd um lets bring out Kenni to the stage and im just going to get off the stage before I do something to him ( point to Jordan)
Jordan: (sits back) Do whatever you want baby ( blows a kiss)
Browntyler616: KENNNI BRING YO ASS
Jordan( laughs) ladies and gentleman please welcome Kenni Neverson to the stage
Kenni: ( waves ) Hey um is she okay
Jordan: Oh she will be after the show. How are you doing
Kenni: Better since that bitch got fired. But just raising my kids and my husband. It's a hard job but someone has to do it
Jordan: Three teenager girls of the same age? How is that going
Kenni: Um its never boring. I can tell you that I love my family more than anything and I love being a mom. Oh! Being a wife too but just to let yall know some hidden deeds im coming out with my own shoe line. Kenni Kicks
Jordan: Ooh tell us more
Kenni: Its in the creating stage but look out for them in macys in the next coming year
Jordan: Happy to hear that, so um Kenni Tyler and august
Kenni: Chile! They do to much and I mean do to much. One day they together and then the next they still separated but still ( beep) around. like damn if you going to ( beep) him then you can just( beep) be with him.
Jordan : ( clear throat) So its true Tyler and august are still separated
Kenni: She got a new man! Brandon I love him , he treats her like a queen.
Jordan: You been there since the beginning so who would you pick her to be with
Kenni: Honestly august loves her more than anything
Audience: YASSS HE DO ( clap)
Kenni: BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! That ( beep) Just hurt her to many times. I mean come on a ( beep) kid. That was a lot to take in!
Jordan: I understand lets bring out your husband, Trey songz everyone
Trey: (wipes forehead) Look drew I just oh you a ( Beep)
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Final ride
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