Desire Protects August

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Chris pov: I was waiting at Auntie Annie's with Royalty when I saw august and desire. When I saw who was following them skipping I just shook my head. Something is wrong with him I swear it is.

August: Wuzzam nigga hey Royalty

Chris: Hey august, Hey D

August: You aint get me no pretzel

Chris: You aint tell me that you made a stop at the north pole

August: Dis nigga think he an elf. I send him off and told him Santa gone remember him. Nigga get da camera ready

Chris: ( shakes his head) You already know

Royalty : Uncle Trey is an El?

Desire: Yeah he knows Santa

August: Im going to get a pretzel ( shakes his head)

Chris: You aint gone get him

August: Wat he doing

Chris: He on the escalator throwing Candy Canes

August: ( Takes a snapchat video) Nah he jus spreading sum Christmas cheer.

Trey: I'm singing I'm in the mall and im singing

girl : OH MY GOD IS THAT TREY SONGZ

Trey: No my name is Trigga da elf.

Chris: Trey get your stupid ass down from there you gone fall and cause more damage

August pov : Dis day is goin to be so fuckin funny im already knowin. Wen it wuz my time to order I looked up and dis betch took a picture. Damn can a nigga breathe

Girl: OH MY GOD. GOD YOU PLAYING A TRICK ON ME ...OH MY GOD

August: Can a nigga get a pretzel

Girl: Yes daddy anything you want

August: unless you my daughter or my wife. Da name is August to you

Girl: Tyler is so damn perfect

August; Yeah dat why I married ha now can I have

Girl: Like where she get her hair from it always on fleek

August: Some girl from Malaysia but bac to important business can I

Girl: Like Kenni and her are Goals man goals. People usually tell me that I look like Tyler

August: Betch where

Girl: Well my eyes and den my smile and den

August: I jus want a pretzel

Desire: Daddy

Girl: OH MY GOD SHE SO ADORABEL HI DESIRE

Desire: My daddy told me not to talk to thirsty girls.

Girl: Im not thirsty

Desire: My daddy want a pretzel ( rolls eyes) Go do your job

Girl: Oh who she talking to

Desire: You with no edges and you need your hair done. Because you looking like Whoopi Goldberg from colored blue

Girl: Bad little ass girl

August: Good girl ( kiss)

Desire: Now come on so we can go see Santa

August: Okay lets go


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