Morning Excitement

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I woke up to the sounds of Frosty the snowman coming from the family room. I looked over to my left and saw that August was just knocked out. I rolled my eyes because that means that he wasn't getting up any time soon. I yawned as I walked down the stairs and found Desire in her olaf costume sitting on the floor eating ceral. I swear they are August kids

Desire: Good Morning mommy

Tyler: Hey Baby Girl um why are you sitting in the living room with cereal

Desire: See I am olaf not desire I cant sit in the kitchen. I will melt

Tyler: You will melt?

Desire: Yeah I will melt and I cant melt

Tyler: Oh well excuse me ( hands over mouth) well I was going to make some Chocloate chip pancakes

Desire: choclate chip

Tyler: Mhm with whipped creame and everything but I don't want you to melt. So you just sit there and eat your cereal

Desire: Ill be right back

Tyler: Where you going Olaf

Desire: Olaf needs to go take a nap desire is hungry.

Tyler: Okay my little snowman ( kiss)

I  walked into the kitchen and was pulling out all the ingredients. as I bent down to get a bowl I stepped on something sharp. When I looked down I saw that it was a box of condoms. I looked at the recipet and it said they was purchased at three fifteen in the morning. When I was just about to walk upstairs to wake his cheating ass up he walked down the stairs.

August: Mornin babeh

Tyler: Morning how you sleep

August: Good cuz I wuz unda my babeh. Now cum on gimme sum morning suga

Tyler: Oh okay daddy ( smile)

I threw the box of condoms at him and it hit him in the forehead. Maybe the box might of knocked some sense into his stupid ass.

August: Owe dat shit hurt

Tyler: Like you cheating on me ! How could you

August: Woah Woah Wat da fuck is you talkin bout

Tyler: Why you have them then huh 


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