Kenni Plan

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Kenni pov: I was on the laptop when I heard the garage door open up, when I was researching Tyler and August surprise I felt some lips on my neck. I smiled and put my lips on his.

Trey: Hey baby

Kenni: Hey baby who the flowers for

Trey: My baby girl ( hands her the flowers)

Kenni: What the occasion

Trey: Because I love you ( kiss). What you looking up

Kenni: well baby you know how today I went out to lunch with Tyler

Trey: She told you how her and August haven't been fucking

Kenni: He told you

Trey: He aint have to , did you forget I invented sex

Kenni: ( smirk) Yup I definitely did

Trey: Ill dick you down later baby ( kiss) what you doing on my laptop you gone kill my pet

Kenni: Your pet?

Trey: Yeah I have a virtual dog and a penguin

Kenni: Penguin? Nigga you on club penguin

Trey: Yeah its fine they got this pizza game

Kenni: You have to be kidding me, you lied about you age so you can have a club penguin

Trey: Aye you read books I act like a penguin virtually online for free. I don't judge you

Kenni: Okay whatever makes you happy baby, but I was researching a little getaway. Tyler and august need to find the spark back in their marriage. Since they are both really busy with their family. I decided on what im going to give them for an anniversary present

Trey: What because last year august got me some hooked on phonics

Kenni: Don't front like you wasn't excited about the flashcards

Trey: I mean I was but uggh what you giving them.

Kenni: come here

Trey: okay

Kenni: Here don't it look relaxing

Trey: It look like someone gone get pregnant on that trip

Kenni: Really Tremaine stop thinking of things like that

Trey: Well I don't know what you want me to think when the title is orgasmic-enlightenment-retreat

Kenni: Its says that it will put the spark back in their marriage, see look at what they do here

Trey: ( sigh) You know august is ignorant he aint gone like this

Kenni: Tremaine lets go I mean it will benefit them

Trey: You think that they need it

Kenni: We talking about august and tyler they stayed fucking anywhere and at anytime. You didn't see how tyler looked today.

Trey: What was she doing

Kenni: On top of the table humping the air baby girl is feigning

Trey: August was at ihop cocking back guns. He need jesus and tyler ( laughs), 

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