Trey New Homie

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August pov: I don't kno how many times dis betch is dere. Desire had control of da radio all da way to Trey and kenni house. She played dis damn Princess shit all ride long. I almost jumped out da car wen I pulled in da driveway. I paused da music and turned on sum thug shit future neva hurt no one.

August: I just fucked yo bitch in sum Gucci flip flops. Aye aye aye

Desire: Daddy ....daddy

August: Wat you don't see daddy bout to turn up

Desire: That's what you call that was ( laugh) Well um I have a question

August: Wuzzam

Desire: I watched Princess and the frog a lot of times. I never heard this in the movie so it must be a bonus track or something

August: see it is , dis is da deluxe version sum of da songs

Desire: I aint uncle trey so you cant play me. Turn back on princess Tiana and I mean NOW

I jumped dis girl act jus like ha ma I swear she do. While I wuz texting Chris to tell him to meet us at da mall. I looked up and saw wat dis nigga ha on. I rolled my eyes and hit da steering when why does he try meh so fucking much.

Trey: Hey August Hey desire

August: Nigga wat da fuck you got on

Trey: I wont tolerate you bully me today. Hey D

Desire: What you have on

Trey: We going to see Santa right

Desire: Yeah but

Trey: Your dressed like an elf why cant I

August: She five your thirty six

Trey: Age aint nothing but number where your Christmas clothes

August: Dis im wearing is a 365 real nigga uniform.

Trey: See this is why Santa doesn't bring your gifts. Can I play that new track from my homie

August: Oh shit you gotta ask ms Bossy pants

Desire: Go head Uncle Trey you can listen to anything you want

Trey: Thank you baby

August: Dis sum Bullshit ( grits teeth) How cum dis elf nigga get to listen anything he want but I gotta be on da journey wit princess

Desire: You see how hes dressed he must know santa

August: Don't get him started

Trey: It all makes sense now

August: See you den got him started

Trey: I must be a Christmas elf August ...August

August: Yah Trey you an elf now will you stop touchin meh

Trey: ( wink) I'll put in a good word for you.

August: Wink at meh again and you aint have an eye

Desire: OOOH he gone be fetty., he gone be like Auntie Kenni is my elf queen

August: ( shakes his head) You spend too much time round my daughta

Trey: Shhh quiet this a big deal. I wonder will he remember me

August: lord

Trey: SHh my homie got off

August: Who is it

Trey: You don't know him hes underwater

August: Huh

Trey: It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday,

Not your normal, average, everyday.

Sounds like someone filled my old coral tree.

Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?

August : You gotta be kidding meh

Desire :The world feels like it's in loverly.

Go away before I harm you bodily.

This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.

There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow.

Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?

What? Who, me?

Trey: Aye aye aye turn up turn up


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