the fake boyfriend experience [eremin | shingeki no kyojin]

5

Chapter 5
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"Eren I'm not doing this."

"Please."

"No!"

"Armin."

"No it's so awkward."

"It won't be awkward if you're not awkward."

"That doesn't make any sense!"

"Babe please."

"Don't call me that I'm not your babe, will you always give me cringy nicknames?"

"Forever and ever my coconut."

"Seriously? You're seriously cringey I hate it."

"Yep, now please."

"Will you stop asking if I do?"

"Yep."

"Then I'll do it."

Eren and Armin bickered in the toilet and had a mini debate about who would sit on the others knee so that when Levi would come near their table he would be 'jealous'.

It was so utterly hopeless and the most pathetic argument he had ever had but it had to be done apparently. They at least has to seem like a couple.

Armin knew deep down that Levi wouldn't care. That boy really doesn't care about anything.

Eren practically dragged Armin out of the toilet and to the table, just so their plan could be put into action.

Even though it was awful.

The rest of their friends were already sitting down which made everything more awkward for Armin. "Hey Armin over here, I need to talk to you." Ymir beckoned over Armin with her hand as he was about to sit down, she looked happier than usual. Which was a good thing.

"Ah no you don't princess." Eren smirked as he pulled Armin onto his knee.

The rest of the table stared of them, some confused. It wasn't really a big deal the two were affectionate anyway yet most of them don't actually remember what had happened at the party, mostly because everyone was drunk.

For Armin, this was probably the worst going that could've happened to him, the discussion at the table was basically just about their 'relationship' and when it happened.

"I thought I was your friend Eren, shouldn't I know first?" Jean smirks as he rests his head on his hand.

"I hate you. But hey how's your repressed love life going."

"I hate you."

"So I'm gonna say the question that's on everyone's mind,, have you fucked yet?" Reiner asks as Eren nearly chokes wiping the smirk right off of his face.