Effervescent Pfeffernuse is Oneiric

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Dogs eat people because the humans stole their chives. But ever since the Great War of Squids, waffles have been explosive. This makes dogs sad. It also makes humans sad. But it makes the _____'s happy. The _____'s are evil. Well, so says the humans and dogs. And everything else including the _____'s. One day, Joseph spun in circles. Then Jimothy woke up. Then Flugertahblootn Derpah woke up.

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