Bye Felicia!! (Dynamic Duets)

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7.

The three of us arrive at Dalton, fully costumed. Sam threw the grappling hook and we climbed the rope, up to a balcony,

"If I had to hide a humongous nationals trophy, I would probably hide it in here," Blaine said, he tried the door, "it's locked," I stepped forward,

"Step aside boys, let the professional take care of this," I said, I stuck my Bobby-pin in the door, jostling the lock, it opened moments later,

"I don't even want to know how you know how to do that," Blaine asked, I gave a wicked smile as they both entered the room.  I followed closely behind,

"Are you kidding me?" Sam said, I looked at the case it was in, there was a lock on this one as well.  I looked at the desk that was in front of it and smiled, the two boys stood and stared at the case, trying to figure out a way inside.

"I mean, we could smash it," Sam suggested,

"Are you kidding me?"  Blaine said, "we gotta figure out a way that won't get us arrested," I let out an exaggerated sigh,

"Honestly, you boys disappoint me," I said, they both turned to see me perched on the desk, holding a pair of keys in my hand, Blaine grabbed the keys out of my hand and opened the glass case.  He placed his blazer with the note on it, in its place.

"Alright we gotta go before we..." the door jingled,

"Crap," Sam said, "we've been compromised," they both ran for the balcony and I took a seat in the big comfy chair the sat behind the desk and stared at the door,

"What are you doing?" Blaine hissed,

"Sending a message," I said as I placed my feet on the desk, "get the trophy back, I'll be behind you." Blaine looked conflicted then went over the rail with Sam and I sat, waiting.  The door bursted open to reveal Hunter and Sebastian,

"Honey," I said smiling, "I'm home."

"Where's the trophy," Hunter demanded,

"Oh that? It's long gone," I said looking at my nails, then back at them, I gave a slight pout, then a laugh, "Did you really think that you could beat me?" I asked, I took my feet off the table and 'accidentally' knocked things off of it.  I stood up as Hunter glared at me, "Because of that low blow that you thought would take me out?" My eyes flickered to Sebastian who wore a look of guilt and shame, then back to Hunter.  "No, no, noo, that just pissed me off," I said as I slowly rounded the table, "So let me just make one thing very very clear," I said as I stood in front of Hunter smiling, "You cowardly, fugly, waste of a human being," I took a step closer to him glaring up at him, "if you pull anything like this again, I will make your life a living hell."

"You're bluffing," he said, I started laughing out loud,

"You are stupider than a sack of shit aren't you?" I said, my face went serious as I got even more in his face, "I don't bluff," I paused a moment, then backed off and walked towards the balcony, I turned back around and looked at them, "I protect my own, remember that the next time prey on the weak."

"Since when did you become a hero?" Hunter asked as I lifted one leg over the ledge straddling it, I looked back at him

"I may be on the side of the Angels, but don't you think for one second that I am one of them," and with that I hoisted my other leg over and climbed down the rope.
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"Guys, it was epic." Sam said as the two of them stood in the front of the room with Finn, "Dalton was like Death Star meets Mordor meets Temple of Doom.  I mean, I might be exaggerating, but probably not."

"I owe all of you an apology for ever doubting McKinley's my home. You guys are my home.  We've got a real fight ahead of us with the Warblers at Sectionals, but I am not worried at all.  Because we've got the team, we've got the talent, and we have, most importantly, the leader." Blaine handed the trophy to Finn, everyone cheered and hollered as Finn took the trophy and put it back in its case.

"All right, all right, all right, all right, all right." Finn said calming us down, "Let's start with some warm-ups, and then we can-"

"Uh, Finn, wait. Can I say something?" Tina said standing up, "This is for you, from all of us." She handed him a fannypack,

"It's a superhero utility belt cleverly disguised as a fanny pack." Artie said proudly,

"There's some stuff in there we thought you could use." Joe said,

Wait, how did I not know about this... Did Artie pull this behind my back?  What the hell?

"Ah, cool, uh Magic markers.  I could never find these.  Antacid." He said listing the things in the bag,

"In case you get the show choir squirts." Sam said,

"Thanks." Finn said, then he pulled out a Barbie head from the bag,

What the-

"That's from me." Brittany said,

Of course it is,

"You're welcome." Then Finn pulled out a pin with the treble clef symbol on it,

"That's to always remind you that you're the almighty Treble Clef, the Uniter of Glee Clubs. And the Uniter of Friends." Blaine said,

Wow... So everybody knew except for me, Artie has some explaining to do.

"Wow.  Uh I don't know what to say.  I'll never let you down.  I promise.  Okay, come on, huddle up." We all got up and joined in the group huddle, "Next week at Sectionals, we are gonna kick some Warblers' sorry asses.  Then it's regionals, and then it's nationals and then this year is gunna go down in the McKinley high record books as the greatest year the New Directions has ever seen!" We all put our hands in the circle, "Onwards and upwards!"

"AMAZING!"

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