The Sam and ace chronicles book 1

ch 14 battle on th- OH FUCK SAM! (sam)

Me and ace sat there as we watched zabuza and haku finish knocking everyone out. Me and ace sat there for abcout 4 fucking hours before they arrived. It was easy to tell when they realized what happened and immediately they looked over at me and ace. I was reading my book and ace was tied to the railing. She has been for hours. I kidnapped her and tied her there but she understood when she woke up. This was a pretty normal thing. I watched as zabuza haku and team 7 went through the usual monologue nothing changed but I tuned all that out and started talking to ace.
"In thinking about going back to the leaf village with you." I told her and she grew exited.
" YES OH HOW YOUTHFUL THAT IS!" She screamed loud enough that all fighting stopped. Sasuke hasn't been trapped yet so we're all good for now.
"Shhh keep it down ace please." I asked of her and she looked down sadly. I sighed and thought of ways to cheer her up.
"Want to spar?" That did the trick and she started to wiggle trying to get free.
"I ALWAYS WANT TO SPAR WITH MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL!"
I let ace go and walked forward towards the center of the bridge holding my arms out.
"Alright make room me and ace are gonna spar." Everyone looked at each other and shrugged. They moved back and me and ace took the field...bridge thingy... (ACE POV-hey arnt I soposed to be protecting the bridge. . OH well this is far more YOUTHFUL ) We stood there starring at each other when we both made our move I swig a kick to her head and she raised her arm to block it. She grabbed on to my foot and started to swing me around obviously intending to throw me. I twisted my body making her let go of me but the force still sent me flying, I put chakra in my legs and pushed off of the railing and flew at ace. I watched as I got closer ace fell backwards and once I was over her she swung her leg up and kicked me directly in the gut. I was sent flying into the air from the force. I flipped and fell to the ground about five feet away. I'm still crouched down i prepared to evade aces next attack. She ran at me and stuck her arms out. I was ready to defend but what she did next left me speechless.
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She bounced off my back like we were playing leap frog.
"BOING!" She said like the idiot she is. She turned around with with a smile one her face.
"THAT WAS FUN LETS DO IT AGAIN!" She screamed.
I paused thinking about it... "OK LETS GO!" This time ace crouched down and I ran at her but stopped when I heard a cough. We both turned around ace pouting and me with an eye twitch. There zabuza and kakashi were sweat dropping
"Fine we'll do it after the fight by the way ace I've never had to try this had to beat you have you been training in the leaf village?" I asked turning to her.
"YES IM SOO GLAD YOU HAVE NOTACED MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL.. I HAVE BEEN TRAIN ED BY THE EVER SO YOUTHFUL GUY-SENSEI.. he's my hero you know " she shouted with a pose stars shining in her eyes a a background of the night sky and full moon came into existence around her.

"Of couse you have.. that explains alot" i just had to ask "um.. ace is that some sort of genjutsu?"

"Is what some sort of genjutsu?" She tilted her head clueless as ever even as the background dissappeared.

"Umm you know what never mind sorry I asked.. let's just get back to the fight" I told them.
"Wait which fight?" Kakashi asked. Me and ace looked at each other and shrugged.
"You guys can go back to your fight if you want me and ace are gonna talk." we backed up to the rail again and kinda just started ignoring everyone and kinda just plotting. I saw the ice mirrors and during some point naruto showed up. They were getting beat pretty badly but I know haku would never hurt them.
I got bored watching haku beat the crap out of naruto and sasuke then there was zabuza playing with kakashi (that didn't sound right) I kinda zoned out during the fight from aces chitter chatter. When I looked up sasuke was on the ground haku was running to save zabuza and kakashi had his chidori out.
"ACE!" She looked at me for a moment and I pointed at haku.
"Fetch." she ran off quicker than I've ever seen, tackling him football style and then sitting on his back as he groans from the force.. I only had a brief moment to look because I was running across the bridge. I made some mental calculations and chose the best plan of action. I didn't have much time to think there for I didn't.
Great I'm spending to much time with ace.
I blinked and the next thing I knew I had a hole through my stomach. I blinked and looked down.
"It looks like my belly button just got bigger." I heard ace start laughing from the other side of the bridge.
"Well not who I was aiming for but it works." kakashi said and I stomped on his foot causing him to rip his arm out and hop on one foot slightly curled up in pain. I gritted my teeth because it hurt like hell. I saw ace get off of haku and run circles around zabuza and his bandages started to mysteriously disappear. Guessing what she was doing I lifted my arms up and waited. It didn't take long till my stomach was all wrapped up. Though she did use ZABUZA'S bandages.. I'm not too sure that's sanitary. .. oh well.

"OHHH LOOK SAM NOW YOUR A MUMMY!" ace screamed as I fixed my new bandages.

" ACE WHY ARE YOU HELPING THE ENEMY!" kakashi screamed.

"enemy what enemy?" Ace asked and I looked at her with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh that enemy." I nodded and I heard a group of people start to walk along the bridge. I guess the others heard it to because at the same time we all turned our heads.

"Well well well look at we have here your not dead yet?" The midget asked waving his cane.

"Hey it's our pinata who let you down?" I asked. Some of the bandits snickered.

"IM SORRY MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL." Ace screamed "I MUST HAVE HIT HIM TOO HARD AND THE ROPE BTOKE ING HIM." she began to dramatically

Gatto had a anger vein pop out on his head.

"BONUS TO THOSE WHO KILL HAKU AND THE WHITE HAIRED DEVIL!" He screamed. I made a face.

"WHAT ABOUT ACE!" I screamed back. He looked thoughtful.

"Yeah what about me!......hey wait a second!" This time I snickered. Gatto shook his head and point at us.

"ATTACK!" He hollored.
I looked at kakashi zabuza haku.

"Let's go fight!" With that I sprung forward. Ace ran with me and past. She stopped just before the bandits and stuck her hand out. I stepped on it and she launched me into the middle if the crowd. I saw her sit back next to Sakura and tazuna. I could easily hear what she was saying as I slaughtered everyone around me.

"it's fun to watch her work." She said I saw Sakura and tazuna go pale. Kakashi and zabuza were clearing there way through while haku hearded around the people on the edges. I focused all my energy into staying awake and and killing every one. I lost track of where the others were but everyone stopped when we heard a thump. The thump of something hitting the ground.