The Sam and ace chronicles book 1

Turns out squirrls like duck

After Sam left we all kinda looked at each other for a few moment before Guy sensai shot up.

"Let us get rid of this unyouthfulness and train!" He shouted posing. Inspired I shot up to my feet.

"yes let us be youthful!" I shouted then tried to run off but ninja nurses blocked the door so I couldn't escape. I forgot I was in the so very unyouthful hospital. They forced me back onto the bed and strapped me down.

"no I must train!" I shouted struggling but they left and I couldn't get free. They all Stared at me as I struggled uselessly and Kakashi looked like he would take pictures if he could.

Luckily guy let me go and we jumped out the window running from all the nurse ninjas!

I wonder if I should check in Sam... Nah she will be fine! Right?

Else where

Sam sat there curled up against a tree crying. As she sat there and cried she didn't notice that a certain duck was walking up to her, well not until he was ten feet in front of her. He stared at her but didn't know if she knew he was there or not sense she was covering her face.

"hn so maybe your not as tough as I thought." he said smirking and her head shot up and she got into defense mode. Sasuke not expecting the movement got into position but when Sam saw it was him she stopped and wiped her face.

"what do you want?" She growled still wiping at her face. He shoved his hands into his pockets with a cool expression looking away.

"i came to train."he said smirking."hn, but I have no intention of fighting a dummy in a puddle of little girl tears"

With those words the duck styled hair flipped around and stalked off.

Making a clicking sound with her tongue, teary eyes forced into a glare at his back, Sam beckoned what appeared to be two fuzzy little harmless squirrels to her side.

Nudging the furry creatures in the direction the boy walked off she spoke. "Maim he for me would ya." Small nodds answered as they sneaked off into the trees. Seconds later at least 12 furry little shadows could be seen flying through the trees tracking there latest target.

"Teach you to call me small," sam sniffed. "Baka duckbutt. The squirrels need targets to practice on and Aces green hair makes things to easy."

Back with Ace

"Ah-ah -ACHOO!" I blinked in shock at the sudden sneeze, rubbing my nose free of any snot and whipping it on a nearby tree. "Well someone must be talking about the oh so YOUTHFUL Ace!! Hey I thought there would be more squirrels around these parts?"

Shrugging I continued my strategic excape.

"Now where are the training grounds in the place." Snapping my fingers I came to the best possible way of finding them. "TO THE INUZUKA COMPOUND!"

Moments later

"KIBA!!! YOUR PRINCESS HAS COME SEEKING ASSISTANCE!"

"SO YOU ADMIT IT! YOUR ARE A SECRET PRINCESS!" His shout of triumph filled the streets just as loud as my initial call had.

"Shhhh keep it down, people aren't supposed to know." I shushed him, sneaking akamaru a treat from seemingly no where.

"Oh, hehe right sorry bout that". He scratched his head, suddenly noticing the pooch had left his usual perch. Looking around frantically he spotted the white fur ball sitting comfortablely on my foot. "So uh what ya need? "

"Oh I need you to track down Sam for me" I said suddenly remembering what I was here for. "She ran off earlier and I don't know where"

"That weird bodyguard of yours?"

"That's the one" I nodded enthusiasticly. "White hair, lots of weapons, really short. Has an odd control of squirrels." I shivered at the thought. "She was really upset and it's not safe for anyone but me to be around her like that. Actually even that's not safe but hey at least I'll survive."

"Oi you calling me weak!"

"Well compared to Sam ya..." I blinked confused as to why he was upset. "I'm just saying I was literally engendered to withstand her." Rapping my knocks on my skull the sound of something hitting metal came into being.

"W-what!? How is that possible?" He shouted beginning to inspect my skull. I had to lean my head back so he could see all the stitches from the last time Sam inhanced me.

Shrugging my shoulders I sighed. "Don't know but that should all be healed up here in a day or two. They usually don't scar."

"How the heck did she convince people to let her experiment on a princess?"

Another shrug "Sam is scary". Putting my head up I turned to face him "soooo can you find her!"

"Uh ya. Do um" he said, looking as if thinking hurt, which it does I know from experience. "Do you have anything of hers I can get a sent off of?".

Searching my person I pulled out a bunch of stuff. Dog treats, weapons, a spare flower... Spare... Oh hey didn't sam give me her spare mask in case the one she has got broken. At that thought I bent over backwards and began the process of patting myself down.

"Kunai, kunai, senbon, switch knife, left over poptart" I began muttering to myself as I searched, " hat, a pair of legwarmers that sam won't let me wear, fake vampire teeth that sam once bit me with, AHHA Sam's spare mask" flipping back upright from my bridge position I handed it over to Kiba. " That should work."

"How did you hide all that stuff?"

"Don't know, I've learned not to question it"

"Um ya ok," holding the mask down to akamaru so he could get a wif. Letting out a small yip directed at his partner "hu?" Lifting the cloth to his nose he exclaimed "hey your tight it does smell like jerky, and, is that weapons oil?"

"Really?" I tilted my head in hurtful thought " I always pictured it would be more explosive powder and used porn book smell."

And so began our great journey to find my Youthful rival and her squirrel army. *Shivers* I really hope they found a different Target for today.