The Sam and ace chronicles book 1

chapter 17 SAM I AM NOT A CHAIR

Ace POV

I was slung lazily over the shoulder of the leafs famious masked Jonin. my hair flying behind him as he jumped roof to roof, my eyes about level with the middle of his back forcing my nose to make painful contact with his flak jacket every time he landed.

I looked over to my YOUTHFUL rival, who was cheerfully reading her book well upside down well being carried by my all time Hero, to see the ever so Youthful Blue beast of konoha Might Guy flying threw the air with such grace that sam was in no way jostled... I think Kakashi was doing this to me on propos, he never did like me, that or my original belief was correct   and guy was simply better than kakashi.

( sam POV- Ace is soo lucky... this idiot wont shut up, keeps screaming about Youth... HES WORES THAT ACE IS)

another  bump brought me out of my jealous thoughts as the copy ninjas shoulder dug deeper into my stomach. "uoff," I said " SAAAAM!!!!!" I wined 

"shut up ace.... im not helping you" she sighed 

"noo my youthful rival is soo mean to me" I began to cry. 

the booming voice of the green clad man came from beside me , he slowed down so that if I lifted my head I could look at him "I  UNDER-STAND YOUR PAIN" he cried " for my own Youthful rival is quite similar"

"great now you've got him/her started .. well never get him to shut up now" the two silver haired ninja sighed in unison .

sam looked up at kakashi "bakas the both of them" earning a nod from the man carrying me.

I resumed my dead deer position as me and guy had a entire lesson on youth, OMG IM HAVEING A YOUTHFUL CONVERSATION WITH MY HERO'  I fangirled mentally though I think sam could tell by the way she rolled her eyes at me.

unforchenitly we made it to the hokages office building all too soon, "FINNALY!!!!" sam screamed, ok so im probably the only one who thinks that trip was too fast. guy raced strait up the wall and jumped through the open window sam still slung over his shoulder. kakashi dragging me along behind at a much more relaxed pace.  me excitedly yelling "giddy up horsey hurry hurry"

once we got inside I was roughly thrown to the ground. groaning I attempted to it up, but instead was pushed back down and sat On by non other then a now free sam (why did they let her go.. IM supposed to be the idiot not them)  who continued to read her little orange book. knowing I want going to be getting up anytime soon, I turned my head to the hokage and ibiki who watched us with amusement.

"Hey hokage-sama, scars, meet my best friend Sam" I gestured to the female sitting on top of me with jazz hands.

"don't look at me I never agreed to this best friend thing, it just kinda happened... she a persistent baka if nothing else" well good to know my position as resident baka still holds true.  

"may I ask young one... why are you sitting on her?" the hokage asked between a poof of smoke

" you just did" sam said, however I elbowed her in the side "alright geez, im sitting on her because I didn't feel like standing and the chairs-" she pointed to the chair on the other side of the room " is too far away and ace is surprisingly comfortable once she stops struggling." she added as I squirmed a bit trying to free my other hand before sighing in defeat and letting myself fall limp once again.

this explanation gained a "why didn't I think of that " from the other masked ninja in the room. sighing the hokage rubbed his temple. "we have already got all the answers we can from ace.."

"probably not true, ace just get sidetracked sometimes" sam added

ignoring her out burst he continued "so I believe that means it is time for us to interrogate you."

"eehh sure but im not getting up" unforchenitly the two people in the room who hate me most, kakashi and scars, picked me up one by my hands the other my feet. they then proceeded to carry me, sam still sitting along for the ride, to the same  interrogation room they had me in. once they got us inside I noticed the sunlight coming in from the hole in they wall I made well I was in here not all that long ago. 

"oh.." sam said noticing the hole in the wall "  someone pissed off ace... what happened "

ignoring her statement (not a good idea on there part) ibiki continued "great now we have to wait for iruka to get here AGAIN" and he continued on complain for a few minutes before

"STOP IGNORING ME " and a kunai was tossed in his general direction.

"why you-"

"oh yes that reminds me" the hokage interrupted "we need to disarm you,  if you would please take off all your weapons"

"that depends... how much time we got"

I budded in "this could take a while " I blinked at all the confused  looks they gave me

sam looked at me " this could be fun.. wait a sec" she added "by all do you happen to mean-"

"all, every last one of them " ibiki added smiling

"well if you insist " and so the long prosses began

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time skip

"hold on I almost forgot the ones on the lower half of my body" sam said as she glared up at the 10 foot tall pile of metal sharp objects.

the wide eyed spectators watched as she pulled out two more throwing knifes, a whip, something that looks like a sharp rusted pickax, a mini shovel,  explosive tags and smoke bombs, a dog coller with a leash attatched, some rope and a metal chain link,  a couple magnets (not little one). "that should be most of them "  as she dumped the contents  of her boots to the bottom of the pile.

"finally now we are done"

"oh no we arnt you said you wanted ALL my weapons " she crossed her arms " I haven't gotten the ones I hid on Ace yet"

"WHAT... " they turned to me " you have weapons on you?"

"well I guess if sam says so, but I didn't know about them" I shrugged and spread my arms out as sam circled my body removing whatever it was she had hidden on me. it turns out to be... three explosive seals in my waist band, 5 kunai in my leg warmers, a pack of senbon in my hair (no wonder I get cut every time I shampoo my hair) pluss two kunai in there someway, a whip wrapped in ninja wire I had unconsciously been using as a belt, and last but not least... paporbombs, ninja wires, poison and senon ... IN MY SIGNATURE FLOWER.

"WHAAAT ?" I yelled "  you mean I have to take off my ever so YOUTHFUL flower, but it was a birthday present"

" I know I gave it too you " sam said her arms crossed looing at me with a irritated look " but thy wanted all of them so suck it up "

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" I yelled in despair.