The Sam and ace chronicles book 1

Ch20 mini mes (Sam POV)

Me and kakashi headed to his house... Judging by aces reaction I'm a little scared at what I'm gonna find. It couldn't be any worse than guys house.
Flash back
Walking into guys house the first thing I noticed was it smelt like flowers... No that's bad...the second thing is it was clean...that's good I can't stand a messy house... I looked around because it was a few days since I've eaten and I wanted a snack. Looking through the cupboards and the fridge I only found healthy food and no meat. No meat. No meat. NO MEAT. it's all green!!!
"ITS TO GREEN AND I THOUGHT ACE WAS BAD!" I screamed and he fell over in shock.
"im sorry! but to much meat is bad for you!" I looked at him and growled. I looked around and was surprised to see almost everything clean.
"In going to bed." I told him.
"don't you want food?" He asked.
"not if it's green." I said and walked into the bedroom and flopped on the bed. I woke up to someone jumping on the bed I shot up and glared at my next victim. I looked put the window and grabbed the man child and threw him out it.
" IT IS THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT!!!" I yelled and feel back on the bed and to sleep. When I woke again it was morning and the man child was up and running around.
"THATS IT IM GONE!" I said and ran out.

Present time
Me and kakashi were standing out side his house while I waited for him to unlock it. When he did and I took the first step inside I screamed.
"ace said you would do that." Kakashi Saud and I glared at him. I kicked him out and locked the door behind him. I unlocked the door and poked my head out.
"Wait you know her name? even I don't know that." I said and he raised an eyebrow. I smiles and closed the door. I got to work cleaning trying not to scream at the mess. I kept hearing kakashi pound on the door to be let in. I ignored him and kept cleaning. I was about halfway done cleaning when apparently he remembered he was a ninjas and teleported inside. He glared at me before he realized how clean his house was and let me continue. I was going at high speeds and you could literally watch the mess disappear. It still took me an hour to clean. I was filthy to. I was covered in dust dirt and dog hair. I groaned. I need food. I walked over to the cupboards and opened them. I screamed.
"WHY IS IT SO GREEN?!". I screamed and fell to my knees.
"that would be aces fault." I sat up and started throwing away all the healthy food. I pulled out some jerky and started eating.
"thanks...hey where's the bathroom I need a shower." I said threw a mouth ful of jerky. He pointed to a room to the left. I walked in. The bathroom was already clean so I didn't have to clean it. I closed and licked the door behind me before grabbing a quick shower.
when I stepped out I couldn't put my bloody and torn clothes back on so I wrapped the towel around me and walked out.
I went into kakashis room and grabbed some clothes. Sense it was close to night I stole some boxers and a large t shirt. I got dressed quickly and put my mask on. I walked out to find kakashi and instead what I found was a kitchen that's on fire. I helped to put it out and the clean spotless kitchen was once again a mess. I felt my wyw twitch and I took a calming breath.
" what....happened." I asked and kakashi rubbed the back of his neck.
"im not a good cook." he said then narrowed my eyes.
" are you wearing my clothes." He asked.
"yeah I have no clothes so you need to go shopping for me." I told him and he sighed.
"well you can't wear that were going out go get changed." he said and started cleaning. I groaned and walked back to his bedroom. I grabbed some of his pants and kept them up with rope and I put on a shirt but it was too big and slipped down my shoulders. I got the vest and out it on and it fell to my knees.
"this is ridiculous." I said and walked out.
"that...is not what I meant...never mind were late we were supposed to be at a netting three hours ago." he said and I nodded. We left immediately and and pulled out our books. It only took us about three Minutes to get there and we were immediately yelled at. I looked at ace and screamed.
"SO GREEN!" I screamed. I would kick her but because the vest goes to my knees I can't kick all that well. She gave me a look and I smiled.
"so mini guy what's with the horrible outfit." I asked and she grew a look of horror.
"it's not horrible! it matches my youthful hair!" She said. I looked at her.
"your hair is pretty stupid to... I mean it's green...it's not natural." I told her. She pouted.
" IT IS TO NATURAL!" she yelled and me and did a pose. I rolled my eyes. She looked at me.
"i am the YOUTHFUL DRAGON FLY!" I covered my ears.
"yeah yeah yeah what ever weirdo." I said and she pouted.
"Hey her hair is youthful you can't say anything!" Guy said standing next to ace. They hugged and I tried not to throw up.
"Besides you are the one that has white hair that's not natural." guy said and he and ace high fived. I growled and saw kakashi step up.
"Guy you have no room to talk. Your the one with a bowl cut." He said and I heard everyone ohhhhh.
"Oh it's on." both guy and ace said.