The Sam and ace chronicles book 1

SUCH YOUTHFULNESS

Being thrown over kakashis shoulder ONCE AGAIN. He walks lazily to the other side of the village where his house was located. .. it took like an hour even with me telling him to hurry up.

When we got there I took one look inside and cringed... it smells like miso soup that's been sitting there for a week and never got cleaned up . Looking around I see pillows scattered and shredded around the living room by a pack of dogs. (Who knew pakun could be so destructive)

The floor was covered in muddy foot/paw prints... and the dishes haven't been done in weeks. The kitchen was coal black as if it has been blown up a few times and the couch was all lumpy and looked a little too well used.

"Do you ever clean this place.. I mean I don't really care but sam would scream, she's a clean freak you know" I said as he threw me down onto the coffee table (ouch) and sat on the lumpy couch. I got up to find somthing to eat on... What I was hungry. .. maybe a healthy snack before I got training.

Unfortunately this caused me to open the cubords and find nothing but junk food.. dog treats.. and jerky packs along with those ration bars sam carries arounds.

"WHERE IS ALL THE YOUTHFUL FOOD" I screamed "this stuff won't keep you going. You would lose energy, jerky is great and all but you need to full you body with the vegetables and fruits your body needs." I lectured I'm not the best cook .. only mediocre but I don't blow thing up and most healthy stuff is easy to make sence it doesn't require a lot of actual advanced cooking.

When kakashi ignored me I said "alright that's it" I appeared behind him and stole his wallet "im going shopping " with that I ran out the door before he notaced.
After some much needed late night shoping I put things away to see kakashi asleep on the couch... book over his face.

With that I found the nearest bedroom and crashed for the night.
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I woke up to a most unyouthful sound "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY KITCHEN"

I scampered out of the room and down to the kitchen seeing nothing but the food I put in there yesterday.

"I'm helping you get a balenced diet" i reply once I got down stairs... it was then he saw the vase of flowers on the coffee table that I had set out the night before

He went red "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!" and so I ran away from a angry kakashi ... meeting up with sam in the process.

And so we destroyed half the village and we're forced into the hokages office. The adults arguing about what to do with us. In the end we switched places and I went home with guy.

I smiled when I entered the house.. ITS SOO CLEAN. Everything is brand new by the looks of it but in all actuality it was just well taken care of.
And the best part "IT SMELLS LIKE YOUTHFUL FLOWERS" however a close second was "And healthy food for the body YES"

"ONLY THE BEST IN MY HOUSE!" Guy screamed and we hugged. Guy then prepared a healthy lunch for us to eat.

"Thank goodness. Kakashi's house had nothing but ration bars and jerky" I sighed and guy gasped.

"NOO my youthful rival should not be eating such non-sence all the time. It's good on ocation but.. it will only slow you down."

"I know and when I went through all the Truble of buying him healthy fruits and vegetables he kicked me out" I threw my hands in the air "Can you believe it.. HE WAS SOO UNYOUTHFUL all I did was try to help." As an after thought I added "actually he sounds a lot like sam"

"I shall speak with him about this later" he said throwing a fist in the air. " I thought he would have been more exepting of such a YOUTHFUL young girl attempting to help" (yes it sounded like that even when I wrote it.. I couldn't think of a better way to fraze it )

After this the conversation just seemed to flow easily. From training tips and our youthful rivals, to the best places to buy training weights. Then We began to simply compliment eachother on every YOUTHFUL thing.

"THATS SUCH A GREAT IDEA.. I wish I thought or that " I shouted a bit jealous at one of his advanced training regimens "you truly are a youthful genius." Stars began to form in my eyes.

"Ahh it shall come in time I'm sure you shall advance quickly enough, you don't have to worry your YOUTHFUL little hair about that." He began sparkling in the light shining through the open window.

I began tugging at my hair as a bit of a nervous tick. "Umm thanks guy-san!.. your really think my Hair is YOUTHFUL"

He smiled and gave me a thumbs up "of course I could never ignore such a YOUTHFUL blossum." He teeth sparkling "tell me how do you get your hair such a youthful shade of green"

At this I gave him my most YOUTHFUL smile and two thumbs up. "This..." I gave my hair a flip. "Is completely natural "

This time he got the stars In his eyes. As he rushed over to examine my ever so YOUTHFUL hair. " its...beautiful " I admit I blushed a bit. you do that when your idol compliments you

"Im glad I found someone who agrees with me" I paused "sam... my youthful rival... she thinks it's weird"

"No how could she" he gasped. Than he got an idea (Oh the horror ) "I know such youthful hair must be matched with an equally youthful..." he ran out of the room and apeared a sec later holding a smaller replica of his "Training outfit" I stare at the green spandex suit with hearts sorounding me.

"Y-your .. g-giving me... one of your youthful outfits" I said holding back sobs of joy.

He smiled wider "only if you where THESE" he pulled out two orenge leg warmers from behind him.

At this point I was looking at him as if he where royalty. Tears of YOUTHFUL joy streaming down My face. " YOSH IT SHALL BE MY HONOR TO WHERE THESE WITH HONOR AND PRIDE"

With that I took the cloths and did a quick change. . Like how superman always changed in the phone booth.. I spun in a circle really quickly and In a flurry of green and gold I was magically transformed into the YOUTHFUL green hair flower of the leaf village.

Oh who am I kidding I've always been YOUTHFUL. . And green haired... and had a flower in my hair... though the leaf village is new for me.

"Now off to find sam" I copied one of his nice guy poses. Sparkles flying in the air around me.

"YES off to find our respective YOUTHFUL RIVALS!!" And so we raced out to look for said ninja. After cleaning up the dining room and kitchen of course.