The Sam and ace chronicles book 1

ch12 picnic (sam)

Me and ace were out training like usual. The other three were out there becoming squirrels.

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I looked over at ace and noticed she had a faint blush.
"I'm hungry lets go get some food!" She shouted jumping up and down and I couldn't help but chuckle.
"Alright alright let's have a picnic you tell tsunami and I'll be over in five minutes... Make sure she doesn't start cooking until I get back." Ace nodded at me then ran off. I ran but towards the base and when I got there I saw the kitty talking to zabuza who I knew was about ready to stab him. So I did what anyone else would have done. I kicked the cat out the window. The cats men started freaking out and turned to me.
" WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" I looked at them calmly before kicking one into the wall and turning to face the last one.
"Get out." The man scrammbled grabbed his friend and jumped out the window.
"Good now come on" I grabbed zabuza and hakus hand and slapped a paper bomb to the wall.
BOOM
I jumped out the whole that I made still dragging zabuza and haku and ran for tazunas house.
It took less than a minute to get there and I just kicked down the door. Tsunami and kakashi jumped from my sudden entrance and the latter of the two jumped up ready to fight.... Then fell over due to how hurt he was. Ace rolled her eyes at him.
"Haku zabuza were going on a picnic with team 7.....oh and ace to." I told them.
"Gee thanks for almost forgetting me!" ACE said her voice dripping with sarcasm. Not missing a beat I replied.
"Your welcome..... Now on this picnic I expect no fighting. Now just relax until we're ready." I plopped zabuza down in a chair and fixed kakashi so he was sitting in his lap. He couldn't fight it due to how hurt he was so he just settled on a glare.
"Would you like some help with the cooking ms?" Haku asked bowing slightly. Tsunami giggled and nodded.
"That would be great thanks and please call me tsunami!" with that those two walked into the kitchen.
"Ace come on we need to go get the three idiots (great movie by the way) now while we're gone you two just sit there and be comfortable..... And if you do kill each other do clean up the mess. Well be back." I grabbed ace and flung her outside and got into a running position. Ace saw this and did the same next to me.
"Ready."
"set."
"GO!"
We both ran off and I was in the lead until I realized I have no clue were there at. Good thing I have there chakra memorized so I started following it and got way ahead of ace. I found them and climbed into narutos tree in a spot where he wouldn't see me until he climbed that high which I know he can already because I'm below the top of his marks.
I watched him run up and when he got to my spot he freaked and fell but not before shrieking which caused the duck and bubblegum to look over and snicker.
Well that isn't very nice....I think I'll have to put them in there place.
Grinning evily I pulled out two kunai and threw them. One landed close enough to bubblegum that her head band was cut of. The other one the duck tried to deflect it but he made it worse. Originally it was only gonna land close enough to cut off some hair now it's on target straight for his eye. I pulled out another and threw it even faster and cancled out the first. I jumped down and stood there looking at them.
"I was sent to get you were going on a picnic. I grabbed naruto and dragged him by his foot hitting his head on as many things as I could while the two others just stood there.
"If I have to drag you I'm gonna be pissed and you won't like it." When I said this they ran to catch up and we walked in silence.
"you know....when we get back someone might be dead...." I stopped dead in my tracks and froze for all of two seconds.....
"SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT ACE!" I forgot that we had a race and that I left her in the dust. Her sense of direction is terrible.... Oh well... I should go find her.
"Head back to the house and take this one I'll meet you there." I dropped narutos foot and walked off following aces chakra. I found her about five minute later all beat up.
"Shit ace what happened to you" I asked her running over and picking her up gently.
"I hate squirrels." she said.
"so squirrels beat you up." she nodded. I felt an anger vein pop out on my head before I dropped ace.
"owww that hurt." she whined.
"that's what you get for getting beat up by squirrels now come on." I told her then I gently swung her on my back and took off running. Passing and grabbing the three idiots on the way. When we got there they were looking a little green not being use to going such speeds. I carried ace inside and saw kakashi still in zabuzas lap. I walked over and set ace in kakashis lap.
"Hold her." I told him like he had a choice. I walked into the kitchen and saw a variety of food and haku and tsunami chatting away. I snuck around and tried to take a sandwich but haku saw me and slapped my hand.
"No bad Sam bad Sam." I pouted and turned to tsunami ignoring him.
"Aw come on Sam don't be like that...come on cheer up." he said poking my cheek.
"So how is the picnic food coming along?" I asked.
"Oh it's finished and we can leave now." Tsunami said.
"Sweet and haku in going to need your help." He looked over at me and followed when I made the motion to.
He had trouble holding in his laughter when he saw ace sitting on kakashis lap who was sitting on zabuza.
"Haku you carry the green haired girl I'll carry zabuza his sword and kakashi." I told him and he opened his mouth to what I'm guessing to argue.
"No you have to help with the food also. I'll carry them." He nodded and walked over and picked up ace and headed in the kitchen.
"Can you even carry the two of us?" Kakashi asked looking at me.
"Don't underestimate her. She could probably carry more." zabuza told him. I took my sword from my hip and laid it on the table.
" NO WEAPONS ON THE TABLE!" tsunami yelled. I snatched my sword and yelled back.
"YES MA'AM!....geez how did she know?! anyway zabuza hold this." I gave zabuza my sword and grabbed kakashi and set him on the table the grabbed my sword and gave it to kakashi. I then threw zabuza on my back.
I took my sword from kakashi and gave it to zabuza then grabbed kakashi and started to carry him under my arm. I opened the flap on my mask that was custom made so I could use a third sword and have it close around the sword so my face was still covered. I grabbed my sword from zabuza and put the sword in my mouth and closed the flap. I then grabbed zabuza sword and started carrying it on my other hand.
"haku wets go!" My voice was a little muffled but you could still understand me.
"This is humiliating." kakashi said off handedly.
"tell me about it. She actually is a good student." Zabuza replied back.
"Oh is she now. What are you teaching her." Those two were just talking like I'm not here!
"Fhut up or ewse." I told them and I guess they got what I was saying.
Hakuvand tsunami came out a minute later with all the stuff that we needed. I walked outside and saw team 7. When they saw me there mouths dropped....EVEN SASUKE! I nodded my head in a follow me gesture and took of running. I could hear several shouts of protest but they were ignored. We got to a clearing that me and ace were training in that has yet to be destroyed.
I placed kakashi down and dropped zabuza sword gently then just dropped the actual person. I heard a thump that was followed by two omphs as I dropped zabuza on kakashi. I took the sword out of my mouth and reattched it to my hip.
"Ok this is were well make the picnic.... And remember not fighting or else I beat you." I cracked my knuckles to make a point and every one went pale.
"Good....LETS EAT!"
Tsunami and haku laid out the blanket and started to place the food around. It was the last thing that she pulled out of the basket that held my intrest.
"Oh wine!" I love wine. Most people don't like it's bitter taste but I do.
( I've had wine before so I know what I'm talking about I absolutely LOVE it)
I reached over for the bottle when ace spotted me.
"Sam! no!" She tried to stand up to stop me but it was to late. I smashed the top of the bottle off seeing as you needed a bottle opener.
"Don't worry I'll pay you back three fold for the wine." I said and undid the flap of my mask so I could eat and drink but no one would still be able to see my face before bringing the jagged edges to my lips.
"Sam really?" ace asked giving me a look.
"You know I like wine. And I'll pay them back I just need some stress relief and your in no condition for me to beat up." Hey I'm evil but I'm not heartless. I took another gulp of wine and when I pulled the bottle back there was blood on the jagged edges. I turned my face to the side and spit out the blood.
"Well we'll look at what we have here. A picnic. It would be so easy to kill off the bridge builder right now." I turned around and saw the kitty. I stood up slowly and walked over to him. I stopped about a foot away and crouched so I was face to face with him. I looked him straight in the eye and pulled down my mask showing off what was dubbed by ace my crazy person smile. The blood made it much scarier though. The kitty shrieked and fainted and I pulled up my mask.
"Sam did you show him the smile." ace asked knowing that I did but asked for the sake of others.
"yep now...who likes piñatas?" I asked.