The Sam and ace chronicles book 1

Ch18 the interrogation (sam)

I was sitting there smacking ace over the head for not giving up her flower...they wanted all the weapons. Finally she gave it up and carefully laid it on top of the pile. Then she went to the corner and started sulking. I sat in the chair leaning back with my feet on the table no wanting to be there. We were waiting for iruka to get back from the academy. Ibiki was starring at me and I was getting mad.
"Stop starring at me!" I snapped. Then I pulled out my book and started to read. I noticed somebody else did the same. Kakashi. It took awhile of me being pissed and ace and guy yelling youth and doing random exercises before I got mad and punched ace through the wall and into the hallway.
Everyone stopped and stared wide eyed at me. I looked at guy and he seemed to hide behind kakashi. Just then iruka poked his head through the hole that ace made when I punched her through. He stepped in.
"what happened to ace?" he asked before he noticed me. "and who's that?" He asked pointing.
"that is the Sam we have been hearing about from ace." Kakashi said not looking up from his book.
"and you seemed like the best choice to talk to her considering what happened with ace." The hokage said. Ace groaned and sat up. I looked over at her.
"Damn it why won't you stay dead." I asked her and she shrugged.
"I must be to youthful I guess." She said and jumped up and started running full speed around the room. Iruka took a seat right across from me.
"Let's start with something easy. What's your name sweetie." he smiled kindly at me.
"don't treat her like a kid she doesn't like it." Ace said and I looked up from my book. Iruka seemed to ignore her.
"Now come on don't be shy you can tell me your name it's ok I'm not scary." Iruka said and smiled.
"Well i am so Fuck off you weasel asshole." I told him with a straight face. iruka seemed to sputter.
"Listen kid all he wants is your name now play nice and tell him your name like a good kid." Ibiki said giving me a look. I stood up from my chair and grabbed a fistful of his shirt. I brought ibikis face real close to mine.
"For the last time. Fuck. Off. I am not a kid!" I growled at him and Ibiki smirked.
"Yes... You are that's why iruka is talking to you." I threw Ibiki back.
"um. Lets try this again. What's your name." Iruka said and I ignored him.
"What's your name." Ibiki said and I looked up.
"Sam." I said. They finally stopped treating me like a kid.
"umm what are you doing here." iruka asked trying to save face.
"heats your reason to be here." Ibiki said at me.
"I felt like being with my friend... Plus I didn't want to chance giving up my new sword.
" Ibiki it seems like you'll have to take over this one..." the hokage said.
"I TOLD YOU!" ace yelled.
That's how the next few hours went. Me ignoring iruka and talking to Ibiki. I also talked to kakashi about icha icha. Now at the moment we were putting all my weapons back on me and ace. Ace complaining the entire time.
"we weren't able to get much information out of you even with Ibiki but I think we got enough." the hokage said looking over the information that I gave them.
"well we can't leave you alone.. Lord knows what danger you are... So we're gonna separate you two and stick you with two of our highly skilled jonnin... Sam you will be staying with might guy. Ace you will stay with kakashi hatake." the hokage said and he folded his hands nearly.
"WHAT?!" We both screamed. We looked at each other.
"Yep now you all are dismissed." The two jonnin dragged us out.. guy grabbed my hand and started running in a random direction while kakashi threw ace over his shoulder and ran in a different direction. Going at about guys speed it didn't take long to get to his house. We walked in and everything was clean. I looked around. I guess this won't be so bad. I looked around and twitched when I saw the bathroom I will definitely have to clean that. I stepped out and walked to the kitchen and opened the fridge.
"I can not live on vegetables. I need meat." I said.
"i have meat! just not a lot." Might guy said. I shook my head.
"no I need meat." I said and flopped on the couch. I wonder how ace is doing.
"It's getting late it's bedtime for you so we can get up in the morning a train!" Guy said with a thumbs up.
"I'll go to bed but I'm not waking up." I walked into the guest bedroom and flopped down and went right to sleep.

--------the next morning----------
I woke up with the sound of guy screaming. My eyes snapped open.
"that is it!" I left my room and walked out of the house. I took out a few paper bombs and started blowing stuff up. A few minutes late ace joined me.
"i hate it at kakshis house!" She screamed.
"and I hate it at guys house!" I screamed. We both nodded at each other and proceeded to destroy stuff. About half an hour later we were both sulking in the hokages office. Me on one side of the room at guys feet and ace on the other side at kakashis feet.
"that obviously didn't work and we need to fix the problem." The hokage said and for the next ten minutes they all sat there and discussed how they could solve the problem.
"we can fix this." me and ace said at the same time. Everyone stopped and stared at us. We walked to each other and met in the middle. We highfived on our way past and continued on. When we were finished I was with kakashi and ace was with guy.
"Done!" We said. Everyone sweat dropped.
"that was so simple. Why didn't we think of that." Kakashi said. I shrugged and pulled out my book. Ace started working out. I looked up at kakashi.
"hey you should feed me now." I told him because honestly I was starving to death.
"Before you leave I have some news... Sam you will join kakashis team and ace will join kurenais team. You all can leave now." the hokage said.
"Your letting me join a team of genin.. ok then this will be fun."
I heard kakashi gulp and we left the building.
"now you will feed me."