The Sam and ace chronicles book 1

ch 8 it's on mute (sam)

SAMS POV (duh duh duuuuuuh)

I can't believe that idiot called me while she was being interrogated.
"Oops I guess I did. Oh well I guess that means I'll have to explain who you are now hu?" Idiot...she better not give anything away.
"Yes now if you excuse me I have food to eat and training to do." not bothering to mention that I already ate and training now.
"WHAAT WITHOUT MEEEE!" maybe mentioning the training bit. Oh well she'll get over it.
"......goodbye ace." I clicked mute so I could hear her but she can't hear me.
"Are you just going to leave mee?" I heard a sigh.
"And she hung up of course." No I didn't if she would slow down sometimes she would see that I haven't hung up. Just muted.
"HEY KID ARE YOU COMING!" I heard zabuza shout from across the river.
It's a good thing that I muted it.
"Yeah in a sec I'm making sure my friend doesn't give away any important information." I noticed him and haku walking back over in time to hear....
"Am I missing something." that was Iruka. I know his voice any where.
"Not if we pretend that it didn't happen." That is kakashi.
"Was that the copy ninja?" Zabuza asked when he heard him speak.
"Yes I'm sure if we listen we can find out a bunch of shit."
"You've got quite the mouth on you don't ya." I nodded.
"And nothing will ever change that." People have tried. None have succeded.
"Ok shh I want to hear what she has to say about me." I said considering they just asked who I was.
"Well Sam is a slightly crazy girl who is really strong. Due to her strength I made her my rival and also my best friend. She's lazy and likes to read porn but she's crazy strong and obsessed with swords....that's all the info I can give until you meet her yourself." Good job ace.
"It's not porn it's a graphic novel and I'm not obsessed..." With the look I got from the two people I just meet I have to rethink my words.
"Ok I'm highly obsessed with swords."
"Better." Surprisingly that was haku.
At this point the three of us are just standing in a little triangle on the river listening to ace talk and getting some info. This is soooo gonna kill my battery. I looked to see how much it's gone down. IT HASNT GONE DOWN ANY!
We listened and laughed when we heard ace arguing with Ibiki then being nice to Iruka.
I had a feeling that the questions were just about over and we got some good information so I hung up. Oh I will so be getting revenge for calling my book porn. I guess the other two saw the look in my eye because they gulped and looked at each other. That's a little sad that these people who haven't known me a day can already tell when I'm planning something. What will I do for revenge. What to do, what to do. I'll think of something.
Hmm. I wonder if I'll ever get to the leaf. If I did how would they go about getting info out of me. Ace is smart enough to tell them that I hate being treated as a kid right.
"Ok well let's go back to the base. I have some revenge plans to well plan." I said skipping off.
"Wrong way."
"I knew that." I said turning around and heading off.
"Still the wrong way."
"GOD DAMN IT!" some one show me the right way.
They both pointed in opposite directions.
"...."
"...."
"...."
Well then...
"Soooooooo what do we do now." I asked. They looked at each other. Zabuza scratched his head while haku twirled a sebon around his finger.
"Ohh I have an idea!" I yelled out. They looked over at me. I put my hands together in a hand sign.
POOF
There I went. I was back at the base. Hehehe there faces were funny. If they copied what I did they should be here in a few seconds.
POOF
POOF
There they are.
"well now that were back. Let's agree to never do that again." they both nodded in agreement.
"Ok considering its almost night and I did a lot of getting lost today I'm gonna sleep."
I walked out of the house and up a tree. There just so comfy.
TIME SKIP
"WAKE UP KID!" I heard someone shout in my ear. Big. Mistake.I'm not a morning person.
I groped around until I found the screaming persons face and punched them as hard as I could. I heard a few crashes and booms but nothing to concern myself with. I might as well get up to see what the damage was.
"Eh not to bad." All it was, was zabuza through a couple of trees a good quarter of a mile away.
"Geez it wasn't even a chakra filled punch." I stretched and hoped down from my little perch.
"What ever happened to the back pack that I had." I know random thought but my mind doesn't work the same in the more.
"Come on Sam. We're going to the market to get you some supplies." haku said as he landed on a branch outside of my reach. Smart man.
"Why?" Was my smart reply. I was still half asleep and falling asleep as we 'talked'.
I saw him roll his eyes before I was thrown over his shoulder.
"......eh." I pulled out my book and started to read. Not the first time I've been randomly thrown over a shoulder. Then I felt myself flying. HAKU JUST THREW ME!! luckily he threw me to zabuza who caught me.
"What is this. National throw Sam around day." I said my voice dripping with sarcasm.
"So I guess you don't want a new sword." He said much like a parent would.
"Actually yes. That would be nice. So let's get going." he looked at me with a glint in his eye.
"i don't think I want to now." I narrowed my eyes. Well. Lesson number one. Don't grow a back bone with me. I'll rip it out.
"Oh but do you want haku to know of the little confessions that you made yesterday." I asked innocently enough.
His face paled and he shook his head.
"Good now let's go!" I climbed on his shoulder and we took off.
TIME SKIL
we were wandering around the market trying to find a weaponry. After about 20 minutes we found one.
"Welcome! What can I help you with?"
The old man behind the counter asked.
"In looking for a sword." He looked down at me.
"I see. Follow me. I'll take you to them. This place has a genjutsu so if somebody tried to break in. They would get 'lost'." I nodded understanding.
"Alright here you are feel free to look around I'll wait for you to finish so that I can escort you back." I nodded again and looked around. I didn't see nothing that stood out till I got to the very end.
"Sir this sword. Where did you get it." I asked him picking up said sword.
"That is a very interesting sword. It was on the counter when I opened shop yesterday. All it had was a note.
'Treat this sword well and do not sell it for a girl will come by to get it.' Then it had the name of it.
" Sir you may never believe me but this is my sword. I thought I lost it. It's my first sword so it's very dear to me." He looked at me with uncertainty in his eyes.
"The note said the swords name and it's meaning and gender. If you name them all correctly I'll believe you."
"Dokusai, toxic, male." I answered right off the bat.
"Th-that is correct. Take it. If it is truly your first sword then I have no right to take it away."
I couldn't help it and hugged the old man.
"Thank you! I was truly devastated when I thought he was gone forever." he chuckled and patted my head.
"Go I have a feeling your journey just begun."