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Gabriella was walking down the red carpet to the podium, ready to present her valedictorian speech. Troy smiled up at her and winked. She shot him the biggest grin she had in her. Gabriella cleared her throat and started.
“I love our school,” she started. “I have found so many things within it. Love, adventure, and fun are just a few. The friends that I made are irreplaceable. It turns out I’m a good singer, too! This school has given me a lot of opportunities that I might not have elsewhere. I’m heading off to college and…” The speech continued for five more minutes.
“So go get ‘em, wildcats!” she yelled, and the graduates cheered. The principal started calling people up by name. When she called Sharpay and Ryan’s names, Voldemort jumped on top of his seat and started singing. “I think I’ll try defying gravity! Kiss me goodbye, I’m defy-ing gravity! I think I’ll try defying gravity! And you won’t bring me doowwwnnn...”
Sharpay looked back at him, smiled and joined in. They finished the song, and got a standing ovation.
“Oh yeah, uh huh! Oh oh oh yeah! Goo Voldy!” Shouted an unmistakable voice from behind him.
“Ron the little ginger goes here?” Voldemort turned around and asked the boy behind him.
“Yes, I decided to try Gabriella’s advice and go to public school. I go to East High’s rival school, West High and I learned a lot about muggles from it. Why are you here? Do they have a good T.J. Maxx?”
“I wish.” Voldemort frowned. “At their T.J.’s, they have absolutely NOTHING from Ralph Lauren. I had to buy this shirt,” Voldemort continued, beckoning at his awesome pink dress shirt at,”… He continued with a hushed voice. “Wal-Mart!”
“Oh my word!” Ron’s voice rose. “That’s crazy. Well, have a good time at the rest of the ceremony.”
“Thanks, Ronnie boy!” Voldy winked at Ron, and Ron nervously smiled.
Voldemort turned back around, and had a major flashback.
“No! Don’t kill Harry! Kill me instead!” James Potter yelled at Voldemort.
“Say what? I ain’t here to avada-kedavra kill anybody! I just want to find the Juicy Couture outlet!” Voldemort gasped as James’s body fell lifeless to the floor. He gasped in shock and ran after Lily, hoping me could apologize.
“Lily! Wait! I didn’t mean to kill James. I like people and don’t want to kill them. Voldemort walked forward, preparing to kiss her baby to prove it.
“No!” She shouted. “Don’t kill Harry! Kill me instead!” Lily dove in front of Harry with fear in her eyes.
“I’m not trying to kill anyone! All I did was say avada-kedavra and your husband died! I don’t know how! Help! I’m trying to find an outlet for Juicy Couture!” Once again. Voldemort was shocked when he saw Lily dead on the floor. A figure stirred behind Harry.
“Oh my Gucci! It’s Lucius Malfoy! Oh my Prada, Lucius, I just love your new line! You are a great designer. What’s your new line called again? Hmmm…oh yes! Avada Kedavra!” He exclaimed, with his wand pointed at Harry. Voldemort began shrinking down until he saw total darkness with a lit up icon in the center of the dark.
“Chanel! Oh my Coco! Oh my Chanel!” He ran towards the Chanel icon and what was there? Coco Chanel herself! She told him if he wanted to find his outlet, she would help.
“You are an angel, Mademoiselle Chanel! A fashion angel!”
She smiled and told him to find a Professor Quirrell. HE would help Voldemort regain his body.
“Voldy!” Voldemort opened his eyes. Mrs. Evans had been calling his name.
“Sorry, Mommy. Dozed off,” he told her.
“That’s okay. You’ve had a long day, honey!”
Voldemort looked back at the chairs where his sister and brother sat. They threw their caps in the air, cheered, and hugged. But Voldemort was looking at one person in particular-Gabriella.
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Voldemort's Fabulous Adventure!
Hayran KurguVoldemort sets off on a fabulous adventure with his sister, Sharpay, filled with pink, sparkles, and music! A funny fanfiction you won't want to miss, I want everyone to know that it's not my fault when you pass out from too many sparkles....that's...
