Chris: I'm so glad you feel that way.
You: Yeah. I bet.
Chris: Wow. You've gotten feisty. I love that about you.
You: Nigga stop flirting so much and leave me alone. I'm still mad at you.
Chris: Aww. You mad baby? That's ok. I'll change that tonight.
Dakota: Daddy. Stop being so nasty.
You: Ha. That's my baby. Take up for your women, and let them know you love them very much. Ok? Promise.
Dakota: Ok mommy. I promise.
You gave him a big hug and Chris playfully rolled his eyes.
Chris: O. I don't get a hug? I see how it is now.
Dakota: Daddy, you have to earn mommy's hugs. I don't think you can handle them.
Aww. How cute. My baby understands me. I can always depend on Kota to put a smile on my face.
Chris' phone goes off.
Chris: Kota can you get that for me?
Dakota: Ok (Answers The Phone)
~Phone Convo~
Dakota: Hello?
Random Trick: Can I talk to Trent?
Dakota: Trent? Who is Trent?
Random Trick: Boy stop playing. So, why didn't you come over last night, you stood me up.
Dakota: Listen Lady. I don't appreciate you calling my daddy phone looking for some "Trent". Like, What the puff? (Hangs Up The Phone)
~Phone Convo Over~
You: Baby who was on the phone
Dakota: Some random trick asking for a "Trent" dude. But it's ok. I told her off
This nigga got my baby speaking hood. Smh.
You: Chris, isn't your middle name Trent?
Chris: Huh? I'm sorry wasn't listening. (Lie)
You: Don't play stupid. I know damn well you heard what I said. Now who is this hoe asking for "Trent" and how did she get your number?
Chris: Baby, I don't know what you're talking about.
Dakota: Daddy, you bout to get your mass beat. Just tell the truth and she'll calm down. Trust me. It works with me all the time.
You: Kota, please go to your room.
Dakota: Ok. But I'll be listening. Mommy try not to kill daddy. (walks out the room)
You: Are you ready to tell the truth or would you like to get a head start on packing?
Chris: Ok, Ok. But before I say anything else. Please, calm down.
You: Chris, I swear to God if you tell me to calm down one more time I will chop your head off, pack it up, and throw it out along with all your shit.
Chris: Ok. Well I met this girl named Violet while I was gone and since then we've been talking and I visit her sometimes.
You: Get the fuck out my house. I want nothing to do with you anymore. Take all your shit and bounce.
Chris: Baby, where am I supposed to go? Can we talk about this.
You: Hell no we can't talk about it. You've said enough.( You run to your room and start packing his stuff)
Chris: Babe, stop it and try and be reasonable. Please. I stopped talking to her. I swear to dog. *did this nigga just say dog?* (It sounded like he said God)
You: Dakota! Come here baby. (You yell so he can hear you)
Dakota: Yes mommy.
You: Tell me what the lady said on the phone.
Dakota: She said can I talk to Trent and I said who's Trent and she said boy stop playing and then she said that I forgot to come to her house last night and that's when I told her off.
You: That's all I needed to hear.(You start packing Chris' stuff again)
Dakota: Mommy where is daddy going.
Chris: No where. I'm staying right here.
You: Ha. You funny. Get your ass up outta my house. NOW.
Chris: Baby girl, I have no where to go.
You: Go live with your.(Catch yourself) Your not staying here.
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Not What I Expected
Jugendliteratur*This is a YN story. *There is foul language. *It's short and boring in the beginning. *It's very interesting. And lastly. *IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GTFO!!!!!