So here we are me and my possible baby daddy's (Kanye, Ashton, Nial, Zendaya, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Harry Styles, Shakira, Selena Gomez, and obviously bucket) who could it be?? We'll let Jerry Springer decide. So I'm waiting behind the stage when I hear Jerry say "Young Calum Hood wants to find out who his baby daddy is and it could be 1/10". "Let's welcome Calum on stage everybody!" I start walking and the crowd starts cheering and I take my seat next thing I know they're showing video clips of Zendaya,Ashton, and Kayne. Zenaya's video starts first and all you hear is "Jerry that is my baby, I've been with Calum for three whole days now and we've been threw it all. I killed his bucket, ruined the funeral and gave a speech to make up for the disturbance I cost. That's my baby." Then the next video played which was of course Ashton who said. "Hello Jerry that is my child inside that mans tummy. We've been doing this band thing and on tour we shared cheese and crackers which obviously means that the baby is mine." I turned towards Jerry and he ask was it true that we shared the cheese and crackers and I couldn't lie "we've shared many cheese and crackers and occasionally we would drink apple juice while we ate the cheesed crackers." Jerry gave a sigh and I knew Zaya would be mad asf that she knew we shared crackers and cheese w/ apple juice. Last was Kayne who said "that's Beyonce's child, she's the best of all time and no one deserves it more than her"
Jerry invited them all on stage where Zaya looked at me with a stinky face while Ashton ate cheese crackers right in front of me, in my mind I know he's trying to get inside my head and Oh! and Kayne... Jerry felt the tension in the room and decided to speak "well Calum I think you should speak first."
I don't honestly really know what to say so I kinda just stare at everyone and then within 10 milliseconds Kayne jumps up and says "beyyyooonnssssaaaayyyyy she's blessing the children, she's blessing the children" and then he leaves. With no warning my water broke and my baby fell out of my big toe. Zendaya sits there and goes "omg that's her, that the baby" my newborn Raven "yep that's me"
If my child is Raven then there's no doubt in my mind that the baby daddy is Taylor Swift.
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Sexy Time with Calum
RandomI can't explain this good because it legit makes no sense but hey I'm bored so why not xD I don't know how this will go but I will put other celebrities in this and hopefully it makes you laugh because its gonna be that good
