Sexy Time with Calum

Nupaul's Death Bed

The skies have been crying for three whole minutes since my buckets death and its really sad so I decided to have his funeral tomorrow. I can't stop thinking of the accident but now all I can do is wish the little bucket a good afterlife amoung all the other dead buckets. I drifted off to sleep only to have nightmares of it dying on repeat from Zendaya (did you guys see what I did there xD because of her song... okay no.... Sorry I'll get back to the story) I woke up and ran into my closet because of Narnia and then I grabbed Luke H. and told him about the news. He informed the whole land of OOO and then told me the funeral should take place at 2:00 pm and I felt better. Finally I came out of the closet (I did another joke except that one didn't make sense because he's not gay... but it would've been funny if he was... am I right) I got all dressed up for the funeral and Zendaya told me she was gonna be late but as long as she pays her respects for the trauma she caused me and bucket and all his loved ones I'll be okay. People starting showing up from Taylor Swift to Dylan Sprouse to Beyonce. We all sat and listenened to Kim's beautiful speach for bucket.

Kim "tragic"

*claps* "that speach was so beautiful kim ;-; " Everyone was in tears and just when I think Zendaya's not gonna come she walks in and screams, "I'm ready for this celebration."
Next thing I see is her push his coffin into the hole and she fills in the hole with his old shovel, she actually gave quite a beautiful speach (I don't feel like writing a speach for her so please pretend she gave a meaningful nice speach to bucket) I was so touched by her courage to come to this thing and apologize to bucket but I am kinda drunk so i need a friend to take me home so... yea (no texting and driving keep the roads safe) I grab Ashton and I force him to drive me home.