Well Taylor... hi I'm Calum and I guess you're my babydaddy.
Taylor: "nice to meet you, where you been?"
Calum: "well I went to subway before I came here"
Taylor: "I knew you were trouble when you walked in!"
Calum: "Oh! I'm sorry I didn't know that you didn't like subway"
Taylor: "Boys only want love if it's torture"
Calum: "no no I'm sorry I can go get you whatever you want"
Taylor: "so it's gonna be forever or its gonna go down in flames"
Calum: I'm gonna make this last forever
*in walks Ariana Grande*
Calum: "what are you doing here"
Ariana: "one last time, I need to be the one who takes you home"
Taylor: "Oh my God! Who is she? I get drunk on jealousy "
Ariana: "Baby, I don't care if you got her in your heart, All I really care is you wake up in my arms
Calum: "Ariana this is so sudden, Taylor is kinda babydaddy now"
Taylor: "We'll take this way too far, it'll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar"
Calum: "Taylor what are you saying"
Taylor: "We are never getting back together, like ever"
Justin: "is it to late now to say sorry"
Calum: "thanks for the support Justin ;-;"
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Sexy Time with Calum
RandomI can't explain this good because it legit makes no sense but hey I'm bored so why not xD I don't know how this will go but I will put other celebrities in this and hopefully it makes you laugh because its gonna be that good
