It was the night of my anniversary with Kesha, it had official been 4 minutes since we've gotten drunk and I've never felt more alive.
Kesha
What you got, boy, is hard to find
I think about it all the time
Calum
Um thanks I guess
Kesha
I can hear the pounding of my heart, can you feel it?
Calum
Not really but if I had one of those Doctor things I think i would be able to
Kesha
I'm staying up all night hoping hitting my head against the wall
Calum
What??
Kesha
Maybe I need some rehab
Or maybe just need some sleep
Calum
I think that's the best thing you can do
Kesha
Take a dirty picture for me
Calum
Umm what, I don't do the nudez in snapchat anymore
Kesha
Whenever you are gone I just wanna be witch cha, please don't get me wrong I just wanna see your picture
Calum
No!
Kesha
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your dick's at
Calum
Oh my...
Kesha
I think you're hot, I think you're cool
You're that kind of a guy I'd stalk in school
Calum
I guess that's cool
Kesha
Baby when we're touching in the dark, can you feel it?
Calum
We've never touched in the dark
Dev
Tell me baby if it's wrong
To let my hands do what they want
Late at night I pretend we are
dancing in the dark
Calum
When did you get here Dev??
Kesha
Listen to yourself
You're a hot mess
Calum
What??
Kesha
What's it gonna take to confess
What we both know
Calum
I don't know what I'm supposed to confess
Kesha
Yeah, I was outta town last weekend,
You were feeling like a pimp round your lame friends
Now your little party's gonna end
Calum
I didn't even have a party
Kesha
Never thought that you would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Calum
I don't even share cheese and crackers anymore
Kesha
I signed up for a man
But you are just a bitch
Calum
Potty mouth
Kesha
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
Calum
Humans can't grow pears it's impossible
Kesha
You can't imagine the immensity of the fuck I'm not giving
Calum
I'm gonna cry
Kesha
Sick of all your lines, so cheesy!
Sorry daddy, but I'm not that easy!
Calum
This sucks
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Sexy Time with Calum
RandomI can't explain this good because it legit makes no sense but hey I'm bored so why not xD I don't know how this will go but I will put other celebrities in this and hopefully it makes you laugh because its gonna be that good
