I'm a pro assasins(in Skyrim of course) and today I'll teach you how to kill like a pro.
You start killing your target with a knife. In the meantime a dragon has appeared from nowhere. You turn to fight the dragon(cause you're Dovahkiin and that's your main job). The dragon kills the person and after you finish the dragon you must hide the dead body. Or throw it off a cliff. It's funnier this way. If you don't have a cliff then throw it somewhere.
And that's how you do it! Now go and be a great assasin.There are chances it won't work and you might die in the proces.
Btw
Don't try this in real life or at home. It will get you in jail or maybe worse.
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RandomJust random and funny things from Skyrim. Keep reading if you want to know more. I do not own Skyrim. Bethesda owns it. Thanks to @giantriol for the cover.