They still want to arrest me for trying to kill the Emperror. I SAVED YOUR LIVES CAN'T YOU BE GRATEFUL? IF I WEREN'T THERE YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD. DEAD.
Be grateful motherf*ckers for your damn lives which I saved.
BE GRATEFUL.
And I'm still not allowed in Falkreath because I killed a Vampire with his wife basically in the middle of nowhere.
BE GRATEFUL CAUSE I SAVED YOUR LIFE ,TOO. JARL FROM FALKREATH, DAMN IT!
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Skyrim Randomness
RandomJust random and funny things from Skyrim. Keep reading if you want to know more. I do not own Skyrim. Bethesda owns it. Thanks to @giantriol for the cover.
