One word. Bitch.(uhhh female dog...suuuree)
Damn she was usless. She betrayed me. And she always got in my way. Lydia, that sword isn't cool. And that armor I gave you. Why don't you wear it? Huuuh?? Do you think you know better than me? Are YOU Dragonborn? Can YOU kill dragons the way I do? I think not. So listen to me.
But whyyy did you betray meeeee~? What did I do wrong?
But I have a new Lydia, Uthgerd(damn her name is hard to write) The Unbroken. AND she's much better that you little Lydia bitch (female dog, again). She's actualy kind of helpful. Not very much but what can you expect form a woman you found drinking and won her by beating her up with your fists.
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Am I bad at this or not so much?
I'm very bad, right?
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Skyrim Randomness
RandomJust random and funny things from Skyrim. Keep reading if you want to know more. I do not own Skyrim. Bethesda owns it. Thanks to @giantriol for the cover.
