I was at a very nice wedding. Why was it so nice? Because the bride was killed! By me! MOAHAHAHAHA!
It was fun. A crazy lady kept on singing a strage song which annoyed me. They didn't have any cake or drink or food. That was dissapointing. I tried not to look like an assasin.
After I infiltraded I pushed a stone while the bride was having a boring speech.
Then I ran away. Like an assasin.
In the shadow. AND NO ONE KNOWS! MOAHAHAHAHA!Don't do this at home, kids.
Be safeAnd jump off the window.
(Jk)
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Skyrim Randomness
AcakJust random and funny things from Skyrim. Keep reading if you want to know more. I do not own Skyrim. Bethesda owns it. Thanks to @giantriol for the cover.