CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

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WARNING: POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE CONTENT AS EXPECTED.
So I was at a friend's birthday party
And we played Cards Against Humanity....
Here are some of the highlights

"I drink to forget alcoholism."- Me
"What do you not want to find in your Kung Pao chicken? Fancy Feast."
"Step 1: Justin Bieber. Step 2: The Pope. Step 3: Profit."
"Nothing livens up the party like a windmill full of corpses."
"Robert Downey Jr. Good to the last drop."
"The new Chevy Tahoe. With the time and space to bring Nazis wherever you go." -_-
"The next book from J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the chamber of being fat and stupid."
"How did my last relationship end? Bees?"
And that's just a few that I remember...

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