Kairo's Encyclopaedia of Random!

Based off a meme

Found this while reading 'Funny Random Times in My Life' by RowanLaufeyson1. Go check theirs out!

Rules: Pick ten random characters. Do not forget to include your favourite and least favourite characters. Answer questions or respond the sentences and try not to look ahead.
1) China
2) Tavros Nitram
3) Jade Harley
4) Italy Veneziano
5) Romano
6) Vriska Serket
7) Leo Valdez
8) Nico di Angelo
9) Rin Okumura
10) France

1 is under arrest. What for?
China: *sigh*
Me: You really had to beat up Japan in front of the police, didn't you?
China: He was being such a pain in the ass, aru!
Me: What did he do this time?
China: .... He took all my Chinese tasty treats, aru
Me: REALLY?!

5 was caught streaking in the park
Me: 😙🎶
Romano: *runs past naked* WHY SPAIN WHY
Me: FRATELLO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Romano: IT WAS A DARE FROM SPAIN!
Me: *facepalm*

8 took America's burgers
America: Dude! Who took my burgers?
Me: I have no idea!
Meanwhile.....
Nico: *eating burgers* these are really good!
America: FOUND YOU!
Nico: *shadow travels*
America: AWW, MAN!

You walk in on 10 taking a shower
Me: HEY CHINA! WHERES MY- HOLY MOTHER OF GOG!
France: Everybody's gotta love today *pokes head out of shower* hello ma cherie. Ohonononon.
Me: *absconds faster than scared Italian*

3 has a deep dark secret. What is it?
Jade: I was secretly always a furry!
Everyone: BUT THE EARS
Jade: I USED AN ILLUSION THINGY. BEC HELPED!
Becquerel: ^•_•^

It's raining and you bump into 9
Me: 😡 I HATE RAIN *bumps into Rin*
Rin: SERIOUSLY YOU JUST MADE ME BUMP INTO A POLE
Me: Okay, sorry dude!
Rin: *goes to unsheathe Kurikara*
Me: OH GOG HELP ME *absconds*

You are walking outside at night and see 2
Me: *singing* I see the waves begin to rise, far across the ocean-
Tavros: Nice singing.
Me: Oh hey Tavvy! What are ya doing up this late?
Tavros: I just wanted to walk and clear my head
Me: Really? Me too!
Tavros: *blushes* Uh, cool. So, do you, uh, want to walk together?
Me: *pecks his cheek* I would love to
Tavros: HEH? *blushes*
Both: *walk off chatting*

4 invited you to play video games
Italy: Ve~ Lets-a play Super Mario!
Me: Alright! But I'm Mario
Italy: No, I'm-a Mario.
Me: Fine. I'm Luigi
Italy: Ooh! I like Luigi!
Me: *sigh* lets play already

10 offers to buy 4 a lollipop. What happens?
France: Do you want a lollipop Italy?
Italy: Si~
Me: ITALY WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TAKING CANDY FROM FRANCE?!

6 and 7 decide to go ice-skating nude... Reaction?
Vriska: C'mon fire boy, are you scaaaaaaaared? >::::)
Leo: Uh, chica, why do you have a-
Me: MY EYES!!! WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!! SOMEONE GET ME WATER I NEED TO WASH MY EYEBALLS WHY HUSSIE WHY

1 dares you to stick your tongue to a pole
China: I dare you to stick your tongue to this pole, aru!
Me: Uh, why?
China: do it and I'll make you panda cookies again, aru.
Me: *sticks tongue on pole*
China: *kisses my check* Good girl, aru
Me: *takes tongue off pole* *goes redder than Spain's tomatoes* Y-Yao
China: *hands me cookie*
Me: YAY *NOM NOM NOM*

2 and 4 are arrested. Why?
Tavros: Uh, why are we in here?
Italy: Ve~ she-a dared us to-a shove pasta up Signor Hussie's butt! *points at me*
Me: SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR KILLING MY MATESPRIT but he's a genius

7 confesses to 2 that s/he is in love with 8. What's 2's reaction?
Leo: Uh, Bulltroll, what's your name...
Tavros: Tavros
Leo: Yeah, Tavros. Don't tell anyone but... I'm in love with Nico
Tavros: Uh, I'm not one for romance advice, you should ask Karkat..
Me: EEEE VALDANGELO I KINDA SHIP IT
Leo: What's her deal?
Tavros: She has a shipping thing
Leo: OHHH!

5 is tormenting 3 with a picture. What is the picture?
Jade: GIVE IT BACK! *jumping up trying to grab it*
Romano: NO, YOU IDIOTTA RAGAZZA, ITS-A MINE NOW
Picture: Karkat and Jade doing the spaghetti thing
Jade: *uses witch of space powers to grab picture* *tears it up* Ha!
Romano: DAMMIT!

10 is having a party. 2, 4, 5 and 7 come over. Who brings what?
Tavros: Uh, I brought Fiduspawn cards!
France: Non, we don't need those, go away
Me: NO HURT TAVVY
Italy: Pasta's-a ready~!
France: Ah! Go put it over there, will you?
Italy: Si~ Fratello are you done with the sauce?
Romano: YEAH YEAH IM COMING VENEZIANO!
Leo: I brought The Hunger Games!
France: *sees dvd* *spaces out* Joan... *tear rolls down cheek*
Leo: Hey, what's going on?
Vriska: OH TAVROOOOOOOOS!
Tavros: Oh no! *absconds*
Me: YOU HAD TO RUIN THE PASTA PARTY VRISKA

5 and 7 get thrown in the closet for 7 minutes in Heaven
Romano: SPAIN GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU IDIOTTO
Leo: *burns cupboard*
Romano: Grazie, human
Leo: No problem! Team Leo for the win!

2 confesses his/her love to you. How do you take this?
Tavros: Kairo?
Me: Yes, Tavvy?
Tavros: Uh, will y-you, uh, be my uh, Matesprit?
Me: Oh. My. GOG. YES I WILL TAVROS I WILL! *picks him up and whirls him around*
Tavros: *laughs*
Me: *pecks his cheek* I love you too Tav.

1 gets drunk
China: AND THEN *HIC* THE PANDA *HIC* TURNED OUT TO BE *HIC* RUSSIA AND HE SAID HOW *HIC* DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME *HIC* AND I YELLED *HIC* WHAT *HIC* DID YOU *HIC* DO TO *HIC* PANDA, ARU!
Me: *sobbing in the corner* I THOUGHT HE WAS RESPONSIBLE!!

9 and 10 go to a gay bar
France: Ohon-ohon-, Ohonononon *staring*
Rin: *runs like hell-* IM NEVER GOING ANYWHERE WITH THAT IDIOT AGAIN

In a drinking contest between 3 and 6, who gets hammered first?
Jade: I-I'm too young to drink
Vriska: *chugs down her 50th vodka* JEEZ YOUR EARTH BOOZE IS SO WEAK YOU NEED TO TRY REAL ALTERNIAN ALCOHOL
Jade: Waiter! Can I just have apple juice?

Who makes a better couple, 1/2 or 3/7?
Me: *kills both with Bard of Heart powers* REFUSAL

Is 2 hot? How hot?
Me: Oh man, Tavvy is sooo adorkable! And yeah, he's kinda hot! *fantasises* I ship it...

10 traps you in a corner. What will you do?
France: *has me cornered* *creeper face* Ohonononon
Me: *screams*
China and Tavros: FLYING KICK! *jump kicks france*
Me: My heroes! *swoon* *nosebleed* *faint*

9 is a sucker for chocolate
Rin: *stuffs his face*
Me: *laughs and videotapes* Gotta show this to Selene.

8 gets a job as a stripper. How do you and 5 react?
Nico: *takes off shirt*
Me: NOOOO DONT GO FURTHER I CANT SEE THIS HAPPENING WHYY
Romano: WHAT THE HELL YOU IDIOTTO

What is the best career for 1?
Me: Head chef of a Chinese restaurant
China: STIR-FRY IS READY, ARU!
*me and ASIANS flock to table*

9 and 3 pull a prank on you. What do they do?
Rin: Come on Jade! We gotta do this!
Jade: Um, I'm not sure-
Rin: TOO LATE! *evil smirk*
Me: *comes home from school* hey! where's my house!
Jade: *holding said shrunk house*
Rin: PFFFT
Jade: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD JADE REBIGIFY MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!

You fall asleep partying with 1, 3 and 8. You wake up to 10 trying to make buckets with you. How do you resolve this?
China: *asleep on couch hugging his wok and with stir fry all over him*
Jade: *asleep with moustache on face*
Nico: *passed out drunk on Faygo*
Me: *hears ohononon* *wakes up* *sees France bent over with a bucket* MOTHER OF ZEUS HELP ME *slaps him with a fish* *locks myself in bathroom shrieking*
France: EY NOW MY FACE IS ALL FISHY

6 is in love with 4, but 4 would prefer 8, but 8 is in love with 3. How do you resolve this?
Vriska: Hey wimpy pasta 8oy! Wanna 8e m8sprits? :::;)
Italy: No! Ti amo Nico!
Nico: NO! JADE GO OUT WITH ME!
Jade: I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS GAY
Vriska: WHATS G8Y?!
Me: OHJEGUSCHRIST

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Man that's weird. But those France moments. And the Tavvy, oh the Tavvy
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