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Eurovision

So! My Caninu and Felineko shinobi,

Let's talk about Eurovision this year.

And Hetalia

So, for the songs I remember:

1: Ukraine

A giant hamster wheel, plus catchy song equals pretty goddam awesome. But I just can't imagine Ukraine herself doing that stuff. Stick to farming!

2: Israel

....... You're an Asian country. Well, when I last checked. Song is alright

3: Malta

Really Ed Sheeran like. Catchy, I like it. But why is the lead singer playing a Ripstik?

4: Georgia

Just, no. Hate the song, drummer guy is creepy

5: Poland

Um.... The music's ok. But do you really have to have women in revealing costumes churning butter and washing clothes up on stage? I just can imagine Poland, in a dress, up on stage, joining in.

6: France

Get out. I mean, a song called Mustache, seriously? Stick to terrible love songs, frog

7: Belarus

Love the song. Catchy boy band, and the name, Cheesecake? Just pretty awesome. Got me dancing. Do a song called marry me next year, and I'll love you

8: Germany

Doitsu, good effort. But, ehhhhh

9: Italy

Nice song! Like it! I can tell Veneziano came up with that one

10: Austria

Awesome. A bearded lady who isn't really a lady but a drag queen singing this awesome song. This will be the next James Bond theme. You've done it again, Roddy

11: Slovenia

Love the flute. That's all

12: Romania

Circular piano plus awesome beat plus really long note equals awesome. You guys are awesome

13: Azerbaijan

Who?

14: Switzerland

MAN OVER ILL BEAT YOU WITH MY PEACE PRIZE! Jk, jk. I love the whistling, the fiddle, the song overall. Just stop freaking out my sis.

15: Greece

OH MAN MY FAVOURITE SONG! #CATARMYFTW! Love the trampoline, love the beat, love everything. Greeks really know how to party. So why do you have to be so lazy, Girisha? WHO CARES? RISE UP, GREECE!

AAnd, cut! I meant to write this AGES AGO, but never got round to it. Can't wait till next year. See ya in Austria!