oh_mighty_queen_isa and I came up with these for a laugh.
WARNING: These were made solely for a laugh. Do not attemp any of the stunts listed below
1: Eat in the baby pool
2: Take a kick board from the class boxes and when the lifeguards tell you off, say: "But I can't swiiiim!" in a whiny voice
3: Lie on top of a kick board and every time you fall off pretend to drown
4: Strap a GoPro to your head and go around filming people's legs
5: Take all your waterproof technology, rent a scuba tank and sit on the bottom of the fast lane and take selfies
6: Sneak up behind the lifeguards and say "Ohana means family" in the Stich voice (or any other creepy phrases)
7: Run in holding a Nerf gun yelling "THIS IS A STICK UP! GIMME ALL YOUR ICE-CREAM!"
8: Wear a gorilla suit to the pool
9: Sneak up on the lifeguards and yell "SPIES OCCUPIED!"
10: Fill a champagne bottle with coloured water and drink it
11: Bring a potted plant to the pool. Insist that it swims with you
12: Bring a blowup boat with oars or a blowup lounge or blowup pool animal and ride it in the fast lane
Hope these made you laugh!
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