Welp
I've been on 3 plane flights in the past month and I'm going on another one next week.
So let me please rant about how terrible planes are
Btw the airline I flew was Cathay Pacific just to clear things up
Firstly, the food.
Oh, the food.
YOUR FOOD SUCKS
Well except the cornchips and the muffin on my flight from Hong Kong to Rome
BUT THE REST AUCKS
AND YOUR BREAKFAST HAS GIVEN ME AND MY SISTER AN UPSET STOMACH
REALLY I SHPULD JUST PACK SOME INSTANT NOODLES AND A THERMOS OF HOT WATER ON THW PLANR
OR LIVE OFF FREE PEANUTS
BRCAUSE IF I AM PUKING LATER THEN WE HAVE A PROBLEM
Secondly
THIS IS A TWELVE HOUR FLIGHT AND IT ARRIVES AT 6 AM AND I NEED TI STAY AWAKE FOR ANOTHER TEN HOURS AFTER WE LAND
BUT NO, I CANT SLEEP BECAUSE YOUR GOGDAM CHAIRS ARE SO UNCOMFORTABLE
I didn't sleep at all on my most recent flight and I spent the majority of yesterday afternoon asleep.
BECAUSE I CANT FIND A DAM SLEEPING POSTITION THAT DOESNY MAKE SOME PART OF MU BODY HURT
WHY ARENT I RICH ENOUGH TO FLY BUSINESS CLASS?
Thirdly
THE DAM DESCENT
MY JAW AND EARS STILL HIRT A BIT AND ITS BEEN A GOOD 24 HOURS
HOGDAM YOU AIR PRESSURE
There's so much more I could say, but I'm too exhausted
Now excuse me while I go and build a teleporter
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