Pokèmon X/Y PSS RANT

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Okay, I need to get this off my chest.
So I'm derping around on Pokemon Y, trying to level up a Pokèmon and someone asks me to trade.
So I'm like yeah, sure.
THEY GO ASKING FOR LEGENDARIES
LIKE BRO
SERIOUSLY
I DONT HAVE ANY RARE ONES
AND IF I DID, I AINT GIVIN THEM TO YOU
The Legendaries I have are Yveltal, Zygarde, Xerneas, Mewtwo and Moltres.
I only got one of those through trading.
Then this guy asks me to battle, so I'm like yeah, sure. Cos I'm a nice person.
Guess what they have on their team
FIVE LEGENDARIES AND A CHARIZARD
INCLUDING
AN ARCEUS THAT KNOWS ROAR OF TIME
LIKE BRO
SERIOUSLY
GIMME A CHANCE HERE
I usually have two legendaries at the most on my team
Which has 5 Lvl 100 Pokemon
THIS GUY HAS AN ARCEUS
So naturally I get my butt whooped.
And another guy challenges me to a battle.
AND ON THE FIRST TURN HIS DARKRAI PUTS ME TO SLEEP BEFORE I CAN MAKE A MOVE.
LIKE BRO
SERIOUSLY
THATS NOT FAIR
DO YOU SEE ME PURPOSEFULLY STATUSING YOUR POKEMON? NO
BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE A BIT FAIR.
So a message to all the people who want to battle or trade with me:
DONT ASK FOR LEGENDARIES, COS I AINT GOT ANY
AND DONT USE TOO MANY OVERPOWERED LEGENDARIES IN BATTLE
COS IF THEYRE FASTER THAN A GRENINJA, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT ORDINARY POKEMON A CHANCE
Okah I'm done.

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