AUSTRALIA
MY COUNTRY
IS COMPETING IN EUROVISION
MA GYAWD
AND WERE IN THE BIG 5
I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE SCENE
~~~~in hetalia land~~~~~~
Austria: Mr Australia, due to your constant pestering, ve have decided to be nice and let jou compete in zhe Eurovision Song Contest.
Australia: Really? Oh, thanks mate! I've been wanting to enter for ages! *hugs*
Austria: *annoyed* Vell, yes. You can stop now. Come vith me.
Australia: *stops hugging*
~~~later~~~~
Austria: Members of zhe Big 5, meet Australia. He is competing vith us.
England: Oh, bloody hell. Not the bogan! You can't be serious.
Australia: Nice to see you too, Arthur
France: But he isn't a part of Europe.
Germany: Vhy is he allowed in?
Austria: .... Because he vouldn't stop nagging me
ROMANO: Oh, mamma Mia. I have to spend time with-a the eyebrow bastard, the potato bastard, the tomato bastard and now the koala bastard.
ITALY: Ve~ Lighten up fratello! It'll be fun!
Spain: Be a good sport, Roma!
England and Austria: *in the tamaki corner*
RUSSIA: Is good time, da?
Austria: GET OUT. JOU ARE NOT PART OF ZHE BIG 5
RUSSIA: KOLKOLKOLKOL *kills everyone* ^J^
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Kairo's Encyclopaedia of Random!
HumorWhat started off as a LOL so true is now a book where I post random stuffs bout my life! Read on..... IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE CRAZY
