On the first day of Christmas, animals attacked. They rammed into each other. They threw hot marshmallow fluff grenades. Why did they do this? Because they were in despair. Why were they in despair? Because the evil Squiger had cursed them to 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years in juvie. Juvie sucks because kids are horrible. They decided to crash a hot rod into Squiger's lair. But Squiger was prepared for the attack and launched banananananana gourds at them. The animals immediately died, except for one. The squirrel had survived Squiger's attack. He went and bought a not-so-modern-day hot dog and ate it. Then he bought a not-so-modern-day hot rod and saved everybody with black magic. Terry Crews invented the lightbulb because he knew the real reason Squiger was cursing them. Squiger was afraid of the dark.
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Improv Stories
MizahCollab with JuniorDuckBanana! These are our improv stories. If you don't know what those are: I say a word, she says a word, and it turns into a story.
