me: we've got a dare for you Jasper
Jasper: why me? Why not one of them?! I'm the best one here and that's why I don't have to do anything.
Garnet: just do the dare Jasper.
Jasper: fine. what's the dare.
Me: you have been dared to jump off a cliff.
Jasper: what?! That's stupid I'm not doing that.
Me: it's a dare. You have too.
Jasper: fine. But there's no guarantee you'll live past tonight. *jumps off a cliff*
Me: and there you have it! Any questions or dares are appreciated!

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