Natsu: *bites thumb then picks up spoon* ouch.
Lucy: ...
Natsu: *bites thumb then picks up spoon* ow.
Lucy: ...
Natsu: *bites thumb*
Lucy: What the hell are you doing?
Natsu: Well in a book Levy made me read, it said that if you bite your thumb while you have a purpose, you can turn into a monster called a titan.
Lucy: Natsu, that's Attack on Titan, and it's a fictional book -_-
Natsu: We're a fictional book...
Lucy: 0-0
YOU ARE READING
Random Fairy Tail Shiz
RandomA story I created cause I was bored. It really entertained me while writing it. Basically, it's a Fairy Tail crack story. I'll try to update regularly and I hope this makes you laugh as much as it made me. :3