Natsu: Hey Gray! Wanna go ice princess?
Gray: Anytime ash brains.
Natsu: Droopy eyes!
Gray: Slanty-eyes!
Natsu: Ice Perv!
Gray: Flame idiot!
Natsu: I may be an idiot but I know something you dont!
Gray: Oh yeah?! And what's that!?!
Natsu: Did you know that unicorns do exist and that they retreated to the moon due to the growing number of Toucans? Bet you didn't know that! Hah!
Gray: Dude, are you kidding me? .-.
Natsu: What?
Gray: I am seriously at a loss for words.
Natsu: Are you amazed at how smart I am?! *^*
Gray: Never in a day of my life, had I thought you would stoop to that level of stupidity ever.
Natsu: What?! But Lisanna told me that's what I should say next time I tried to out smart you!!!
Gray: ...
Natsu: ...
Gray: Dude.
Natsu: Excuse me a minute while I go have a talk with Lisanna.
YOU ARE READING
Random Fairy Tail Shiz
AcakA story I created cause I was bored. It really entertained me while writing it. Basically, it's a Fairy Tail crack story. I'll try to update regularly and I hope this makes you laugh as much as it made me. :3
