Elfman: *busts into the guild* I heard there was a manly contest today and the prize was cuddles the unicorn!
Guild: ...
Macao: Who the hell told you that?
Elfman: Well this morning when I woke up, Lis-
Elfman: ...
Elfman: Damn it Lisanna -_-
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Random Fairy Tail Shiz
AcakA story I created cause I was bored. It really entertained me while writing it. Basically, it's a Fairy Tail crack story. I'll try to update regularly and I hope this makes you laugh as much as it made me. :3