Natsu: Hey Happy.
Happy: Yeah Natsu?
Natsu: Did you know that fish are the ancestors of cats? So you're basically eating your grandparents .-.
Happy: Wha! I've been eating them all this time ;-; no one told me
Happy: *cries in corner*
Lucy: Why the hell would you lie to him like that?
Natsu: I wasn't lying! That's what Lisanna told me!
Lucy: ...
Natsu: ...
Natsu: Excuse me a sec.

YOU ARE READING
Random Fairy Tail Shiz
De TodoA story I created cause I was bored. It really entertained me while writing it. Basically, it's a Fairy Tail crack story. I'll try to update regularly and I hope this makes you laugh as much as it made me. :3