Dragneel4life: Heres some more questions! Lets get started! The first one is for Lucy.
Lucy: Okay let's do this. I think I'm mentally prepared
Dragneel4life: "What would you do if Sting was your blood-tied brother?" Asked by Iceheart1001
Lucy: Well that would be interesting. Honestly I would be curious as to how we're blood related and how we may have gotten seperated. But overall that'd be pretty cool.
Sting: Yeah, having Blondie as a sister would be pretty cool.
Lucy: Like you have room to talk you're blonde too!!
Sting: I am- oh right...
Lucy: Seriously it's like Natsu's idiocy is contagious *facepalm*
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Dragneel4life: Next one is for Jellal!
Jellal: Ready
Dragneel4life: Asked by Iceheart1001 "What would you do if Erza was interested in Mystogan instead of you?"
Jellal: Bribe.
Erza: ?
Dragneel4life: ?
Jellal: Cake.
Dragneel4life: *gasp*
Erza: Cake senpai!! Who cares about Mystogan!?!
Mystogan: ;-;
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Dragneel4life: Ok next question.
Lucy: There's a lot of questions today.
Natsu: Don't question Author-sama! *^*
Lucy: ...
Dragneel4life: Asked by Youjustdidthat "Why does Natsu love MnM's so much and what if Erza took then away everything he fought another guild member or ruined her cake? And question for Erza: Have you considered doing that?"
Natsu: Obviously I love them cause they are a miracle of creation and the absolute best thing ever.
Dragneel4life: Oh god stop the rant before it starts
Erza: *Knocks Natsu out* I have on several occasions taken his MnM's away from him. But he gets outrageously depressed and hides in a corner for hours, so I've chosen other methods.
Lucy: I can see that 0.0
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Dragneel4life: Another by Iceheart1001 "What would Gray do if Juvia fell in love with Lyon instead of him?"
Juvia: Juvia is Gray-sama's only *^*
Dragneel4life: It's just a question Juvia *sweatdrops*
Lyon: Juvia-chan~!!
Gray: Fawn over members of your own guild! *kicks Lyon*
Juvia: Gray-sama loves Juvia!
Gray: When did I say that?!?!
Dragneel4life: Oh well, to be continued...
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Dragneel4life: This one is gonna be good~
Wendy: Let me see Author-san!
Dragneel4life: Nope! Gather all the dragon slayers and mentally prepare for this amazing question!
Wendy: Yes ma'am! *runs off*
Dragneel4life: Now that everyone's here, this is a question from Iceheart1001 "What would all the dragon slayers do if their dragons came through the guild doors in human forms? What if Laxus had a dragon?"

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Random Fairy Tail Shiz
RandomA story I created cause I was bored. It really entertained me while writing it. Basically, it's a Fairy Tail crack story. I'll try to update regularly and I hope this makes you laugh as much as it made me. :3