Dragneel4life: Heres a couple more.
Natsu: Bring it!
Dragneel4life: These are all Iceheart1001's questions! "What would Lucy do if Natsu turned into a tiny dragon?"
Lucy: That'd be... adorable!!!
Natsu: eh?!
Lucy: He'd be so tiny and cute and- *clears throat* I mean I'd have Levy find out a way to fix him as soon as possible.
Dragneel4life: Uh-huh~ I ain't buying your lies girl
Natsu: Honestly I'd want to stay that way for a while.
Lucy: So you can be a lizard?
Natsu: No, so MnM's would fill me up more. But that works too.
Dragneel4life: Should have known.
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Dragneel4life: Next one, "What would Lucy do if Sting was her and Natsu's child from the future?"
Lucy: Wha- I- Nats- me-
Sting: Ji-san!
Natsu: No way am I your old man! That's to weird!
Lucy: *collapses*
Natsu: Now look what you've done!
Sting: Is mom ok?
Natsu: No, mom is obviously not ok
Sting: I was just getting into character.
Dragneel4life: *eats popcorn* this is entertaining.
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Dragneel4life: "What would Gajeel and Levy do if Rogue was their child from the future?"
Rogue: How many times do I have to come back from the future!?!?!
Levy: Uhh...
Gajeel: Gihi, I wrote a song about this once, ahem
Dragneel4life: Everyone run!
Gajeel: Hey!
Rogue: Dad your music sucks
Levy: pfft
Gajeel: No one asked you
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Dragneel4life: Natsu "What would you do if you were a girl?"
Natsu: I'd be a girl, I'd have a real reason to break into Lucy's house, I'd get to hang with Erza and have a smaller risk of getting beheaded, Gray can't hurt me but I can sure as hell hurt him, I could perfect the "Lucy kick" and beat the crap out of people, and lots of other stuff
Lucy: you put that much thought into it?
Natsu: Yep.
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Dragneel4life: Gihi
Lucy: What's withe the weird laugh?
Dragneel4life: Oh nothin. It's just that Natsu is so clueless sometimes.
Lucy: True dat -_-
Dragneel4life: Heres a question, "What would Natsu do if he found out Zeref was his blood-tied brother?"
Natsu: He's a dark mage! And he hurt fairy tail! I wouldn't excuse him from that!
Dragneel4life: ;^; But Zeref-kun
Zeref: Natsu... ;^;
Dragneel4life: *hugs zeref* look what you've done to Zeref-kun! ;^; *strokes his head like baymax* there there.
Natsu: He's a bad guy!
Lucy: Why you gotta be so mean?
Natsu: What the hell is going on?! I thought he was evil!! Why is everyone on his side!?!
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Dragneel4life: Only two more for now! Ok "How would Erza and Lucy react if they were sisters?"
Lucy: Umm... I guess like normal since we already act like we are.
Erza: Lucy would buy me more cake!!
Lucy: *Sweatdrops*
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Dragneel4life: Last one! And I'd like to say thanks to Iceheart1001 for all these questions so far! You deserve some MnM's o3o
Dragneel4life: The question is "What would Natsu do if Lucy was his blood related sister?"
Natsu: Well that was unexpected.
Lucy: *shudders*
Natsu: That's just... I dont even know.
Lucy: No
Natsu: Yeah, that'd be too weird
Lucy: What if it happened tho?
Natsu: Ugh I'd have to share my MnM's with you
Lucy: ;^; So I don't get MnM's unless I'm your sister
Natsu: Nah, I'll give you some
Lucy: Thanks!
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Random Fairy Tail Shiz
DiversosA story I created cause I was bored. It really entertained me while writing it. Basically, it's a Fairy Tail crack story. I'll try to update regularly and I hope this makes you laugh as much as it made me. :3
