You're such a Gorgeous Nightmare ; Craig Mabbitt *CURRENTLY EDITING*

Chapter 2; Oh shit.

"Ehh em!" Max cleared his throat loudly.

Craig jumped off of me suddenly, while I just sat there staring at Max. I knew one of his freak outs was on its way. It was only a matter of moments before he self-destructs.

"Hi, Maxy." I smiled innocently, hoping that he didn't make the already awkward situation worse.

"Oh shut up. Come here." He said sternly and I rolled my eyes in response, crossing my arms over my chest.

"No, You're gonna hit me." I tell him, making sure to shoot him a cold glare.

"Kameron Rose Green, come here!" He said louder.

 "UGH!" I said as I dragged myself off of the couch and walked towards him.

"What?" I asked, rolling my eyes. Craig was just sitting on the couch, watching all of this with interest, and he must have found it amusing, because he was giggling away like a five year old.

"What did I just see?" Max asked quietly, giving me his best 'dad of the year' stare.

"Nothing, you're blind remember?" I ask him, with an innocent look on my face.

"Oh, I saw something. Let's just say I had a moment of clarity." He said glaring at Craig, who just shrugged and I had to bite back a laugh.

"Well then, you know what you saw." I said matter-of-factly, rolling my eyes.

"You know he's 5 years older then you , don't you ?" Max asked, and I slapped a hand over my face, literally face-palming. 

"Yes . I actually do know that, but guess who obviously doesn't give a fuck? Me." I said rolling my eyes .

" Okay, just go to your room! I don't wanna see that shit again." Max said sternly, his words igniting a fire in me as I shot him a glare, my eyes narrowing to barely slits.

"You're not my dad Max!" I said walking up the stairs. "You act like I had sex with him."

"Well, who knows what would have happened if I hadn't walked in! " He yelled back, and I threw my arms up in exasperation.

I snorted, "Yeah, because I would really do that."

"How do you know that you wouldn't have Kameron?" Max asked, and I literally felt like I was about to throw the world's biggest fit if he didn't shut up soon.

"Yeah Max, beause I'm really gonna let Craig, your best friend, take my virginity on your couch! RIGHT! If I was gonna do it, you'd be NO WHERE AROUND!" I said slamming my bedroom door.

*Craig's P.O.V*

Max and Kam had been arguing for a few minutes, and I knew it was only a matter of moments before Max started on me .

"You're not my dad Max!" Kam shouted, walking up the stairs . "You act like I had sex with him."

"Well, who knows what would have happened if I hadn't walked in. " Max answered her matter-of-factly. Kameron throws her arms out in exaspeartion before she replies:

She snorted, "Yeah, because I would really do that."

"How do you know that you wouldn't have Kameron?" Max asked, and Kameron looked as if she were about to blow a top.

"Yeah Max, because I'm really gonna let Craig, your best friend, take my virginity on your couch! RIGHT! If I was gonna do it, you'd be NO WHERE AROUND!" Kam said running up the stairs and slamming her door.

I found all of this slightly amusing for some odd reason. Max ran his hand through his hair and sat on the couch next to me.

"I'm sorry man, I don't know what happened." I said trying to explain, but he only waved me off.