Teach me, Nyan~!

Chapter 2: Classroom of Discontent

 (DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the stuffs mentioned in this story besides my OCs and even then it's nothing official... so yeah... don't hunt me down and sue me please!) 

It was so simple before... I didn’t love anyone... And nobody loved me... I was alone in the world... And the world was better off without me... It was all so simple... But then she came along and changed everything... But I can’t tell if she changed things for better or for worse... Not yet I can’t...

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I looked at them, they looked at me. It was so silent between teacher and student, it was like Antarctica. Without the penguins, though... I would've liked penguins... "And who is this little boy supposed to be?" I heard an annoying voice spit out, "Hey, Shorty McLamea$$, the boy's school is across the street!" 

"Well, um... I'm actually your new teacher..." I explained sheepishly

"Oh, is that right?" She said as she walked up from her seat. "Well I'm-"

"Kira Kuro." I interrupted

"Oh you know my name..." She she said in a malicious tone as she lifted me up by my shirt "How cute... Now listen and listen good! I'm the boss around here and-"

"Is that right? Well I just thought," I told her as I swatted her hand away and pushed her clear from my desk to the back wall "That since I'm the teacher I was in charge... are you alright? Do you need to go to the nurse's office?" I asked albeit a bit insincerely. I knew I wasn't going to like her very much at all.  

"No..." She said with a deflated voice.

"Good! Now then-" But I stopped. They were all staring at me again, like a room full of vultures would at a weary animal on the verge of collapsing. "I... I... she was going to hurt me... I just..."

"N-No one's ever stood up to Kira-chan before..." Nyo-chan said still staring in either disbelief, amazement, or both.

"O-Oh really?" I stuttered. Did that mean she was a problem student? I guessed so, seeing the way she harassed me. "So, uh, l-let's take attendance..." And so I did, mispronouncing some names here and there. (Too lazy to come up with names for all the students -...-) DING DONG DING DONG... "Oh... so what class do I teach again?"

"All of them... you teach all of our classes..." The class representative said with a sort of smile.

"Oh, um... okay..." I said. "Does it matter which one I start with?" I asked regretting it. Of course there's a certain order, baka!

"Not particularly..." She trailed off.

"So... let’s start with... English?'

"Okay!" They all shouted, immediately perking up.

"Now can someone translate this passage? Yes, Kira-chan"

"My teacher is the most gullible and stupid 14 year old on the planet?"

"No it doesn't seem to be remotely close to- Hey!" Everyone laughed. Even I had to admit, that was pretty cunning. Well maybe not cunning but... I kind of walked right into it... "Nice one, Kira-chan, you got me!" I laughed along with them. Was this what it felt like to have friends? Real friends? Perhaps...

"Okay so in all seriousness-" DING DONG DING DONG... "Take a break, everyone..." So they did. Some left, some stayed, and some people not from my class came to visit friends. I almost felt bad about missing out on this part of my life, but I guess I wouldn't have had any friends to visit or come see me anyway so I dismissed that thought. "Next we'll be doing chemistry!" I announced to them. "Okay so you can do this with a partner or by yourself, I really don't care, just grab a lab sheet and follow my instructions..." A few minutes into the experiment... bad things happened... really bad things...

"Okay, Timmy-kun can I mix them now?" Kira-chan asked mischievously.

"No, you have to wait 5 minutes... it hasn't even been 30 seconds..." I looked at her annoyed.

"Why? What'll happen?"

"Bad things... Bad things that'll get you expelled so don't even-" KA-BOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! A cloud of smoke rose up in the class room. There was a lot less damage then I expected so I let Kira-chan off the hook and made her clean everything up. DING DONG DING DONG... "Okay lunch time!"

"Yay~!" Everyone squeed (Does "squee" have a past tense?) with delight. Most of them left, a couple stayed. I pulled out a delectable piece of cake (Timmy-kun can't cook anything else without it bursting into flames -...-) and began to eat it when I noticed the two girls that had stayed were both in the corner. It was Nyo-chan and Kira-chan. It almost looked like Kira-chan had Nyo-chan backed into a corner... I slowly moved towards them in my swivel chair to get a better look.

"Hey otaku nerd!" Kira-chan said evilly. "Ready to die again today?" Nyo-chan just curled into a ball and looked scared. "I need to help” I thought to myself. So I rushed over and stood between them with my arms extended.

"Hey... what's with this? We're all friends here"

"Aw protecting the nerd are you?! How adorable... maybe you'll end up next to each other in the hospital!"

"I don't think so... You can come out now, Principal Takatashi..." I said, almost smirking.

"Please, call me Ryuto-kun" He said in a calm voice "As for you Miss Kuro you're in a lot of trouble... Threatening a fellow student and a teacher? Big trouble..." He grumbled as he walked away as Kira-chan followed.

"Th-Thanks T-Timmy-kun..." Nyo-chan beamed with a smile as she looked up with me with those eyes again... So warm and inviting...

"O-Oh no problem... you saved me... besides I'm your teacher... and your friend..." I replied shyly. The rest of the day went as any day goes, with Kira-chan gone nothing horrible came about. As I walked home, my first day of teaching a class full of girls completed I couldn't help saying to myself "This... could be fun!"