Funny Chat Room

Funny But Useful Things To Do and Say

Hey guys, just some funny and useful things to do in life and funny stuff to say, so this is kinda like a life hack book. (No, not a all a life hack book, I'm retarded) Not really a chat room, but I'm really bored right now, so ya. Anyways, just enjoy and have a laugh.

Funny Things to Say to People:

I'd like to help you out today? Which way did you come in?

I'm not has think as you confused I am!

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Take my advice - I'm not using it.

It's not that I don't trust you, I'm just feeling lazy today.

Whatever it is thats eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Funny Things To Do: (SUPER funny!)

When in a toilet block, start screaming, "I WANNA SCREAM, AND SHOUT, AND LET IT ALL OUT!" and then drop something heavy into the toilet.

Go through a drive thru and when they ask, "May I take your order?" say, "No."

Walk into KFC dressed as a chicken and scream, "YOU KILLED MY FAMILY!" and then have a spasm on the floor.

Walk up to a random person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have that picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of a potato.

Name your dog naked so you can say to your friends, "I'm gonna walk naked down the street!"

Go to a pet store and buy some birdseed. Then ask someone who works there how long it takes for the birds to grow.

When someone walks by your stall in the bathroom, dump a bowl of pudding on the floor and say, "Darn it! I missed!"

Walk up to someone. Pretend your about to say something. Have a coughing fit. Fall to the ground. Then, grab their ankles and scream, "The end is near!"

Go to KFC dressed as a chicken, and demand for your babies back.

Walk up to a girl with a bouquet of flowers. Hand them to her, and bend down to tie your shoes. (Even if they are already tied) Then, get up, take the flowers, and walk away.

Tell someone, "I know who likes me but I don't like them back." Then say, "I love YOUUUUU... GURT" (Yogurt)

Dress up as Ariel from the Little Mermaid and walk into a sushi shop and say, "They killed my friends!"

Bring a swivel chair and two friends into an elevator, and when someone comes in, turn slowly and say, "We've been expecting you." With an evil grin on your face.

Run up to your friend, hold up a picture of anything, and say, "I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN." Then run away.

Walk up to a stranger and and tell them you had a good time last night, then wink.

Put random notes in the books in the library. Then stare at random people until they get uncomfortable. (Write your name at the bottom of the paper )

Comment down below if you want me to add to either one of these lists.

If you want me to, comment what you want and what list!

I will also not just add to the list, but I'll create a whole new book with funny things to do, like in an elevator, swimming pool, movie theater, etc!

In addition, I'll give you a shoutout! Thanks, and byeeeeeee