Just pretend. | l.h.

Chapter 33 ~ Yo Yo Yo.

((Song of the chapter: Money by 5 Seconds of Summer ))

"YO YO YO WHAT IS UP IN DA HOOD?" Michael yells while running down the stairs to the basement. Luke and I are still cuddled up on the couch. I turn to face him and can't help but burst out in laughter. Michael is sporting some sort of basketball jersey, a neon snapback, athletic shorts, high top converse and obnoxiously large sunglasses. Michael approaches the couch and jumps right on top of Luke just barely missing me. I scoot a safe distance away.

"What the f.uck man?" A crushed Luke breathes out. Luke tries to push Michael off of him, but fails as Michael clings onto like a child. "Miiiichaeelllllllllllllllllllllllll!"

"Yes Lukeyyyyy poookie?"

"Could you please remove yourself from me?" Luke asks in the kindest yet fake voice ever.

"Nah I'm pretty comfy where I am. You're like a giant pillow."

"How so? I'm just a lanky boy. How is that comfy?"

"You wouldn't know, but Addie sure does. Don't ya agree with me Addie?" Michael questions me.

Of course I agree, but I decide to screw around with Luke a little for the fun of it. "No, i think he's quite uncomfortable to cuddle with, actually." I keep a straight face for effects.

Luke gasps a little, "What?"

"I mean yeah, you're right. You'be got nothing over those bones."

"Oh," Luke actually sounds slightly hurt, although I know he knows I'm joking with him.

"Just kidding Lukey," I smirk. I scoot over to the two, yes Michael is still on top of Luke trying to get a Muke cuddle in, and give Luke a kiss on the cheek.

"Hey now my child eyes can should not be seeing that," Michael squirms.

"Really Michael?" Luke challenges. Michael nods and then I feel my face being pulled to Luke's and he places soft kisses all over my face.

"Ewe gross, my eyes they BURN!" Michael complains but still doesn't move away from Luke.

Luke and I laugh at his response. I steal the hat off Michael's head placing it on my own. I then ruffle up his hair a bit before making my way to the stairs.

"Babe where are you going?" Luke asks.

"Upstairs. Seems to me like you two need a little alone time." I wink at the pair.

I find Calum eating some cereal on a stool in the kitchen.

"Hey Addition!"

"What's good in the hood, Hood?"

"Just eating some cereal," Calum nods towards his bowl.

"Yes, I see that."

"Soooo, uh, what have you been up to?" Calum asks.

"Well Luke and I-"

"Hold up, I don't think I want to know," Calum interrupts me.

I laugh, "Calum we didn't do anything like that!"

"Thats what they all say," He shakes his head in disapproval.

"Okay Mr. single but not really single."

"What are you saying?"

"I mean I've heard you've been talking  it up with Syd a lot. Not saying, but just saying."

"Yeah," He breathes out, "I'm not quite sure what I want to do about that," Calum confesses.

"What do you mean?"