Hello! Welcome to the best advice you will ever be given! No, seriously, this is like, the ultimate ClickLit book of the 20th century (It isn't the 21st century, morons, it would have to be 2100 for that to happen) Anyways, this booklet is designed to give you a successful love life and pimp life, whichever road you take, this will help you get there no problem! Start by getting a chick, preferably blondes, they're more likely to fall for these tricks. What you want to do is say goodbye and walk away. The girl will then question why you said that. This is the best way to start up a conversation. More continued, IN THE NEXT CHAPTER
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How to Pick up Chicks (Laurence)
RandomA book suggested to me to make by my friend @DaPotatoLord . This is supposed to be a joke, don't say this to any girl you meet in real life You'd probably have a bruise for a few months if you did Anyways, the moral of this story is, if you actually...
